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more about #southpark veronykah: Sure Gene, I bet Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Steven Tyler, Jerry Lee Lewis, Ozzy Osborne, Eric Clapton, Carlos Santana, Stevie Nicks and everyone els... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: "K-Hole"? I have not heard that term used since the Michael Alig days... more » ytuhermanotambien: Winehouse, if you want bigger boobs for a single appearance, wear a push-up bra. Implants are far beyond the call of duty. Famous people with legal t... more » RiloKilo: I agree with Demetri Martin - can we all lighten up on the snark a bit? (And by all I don't mean everyone here, I mean... well, basically every perso... more » BlondeGoddess: I just can't feel sorry for actors who make millions that they have to do such a dreaded thing as promoting their work. Get over it. It's called a job. more » PaintedTrollop: "He recommends sex as an alternative, btw." Having seen your sex video, Mr. Simmons, I recommend you try drugs or alcohol. more » penguins268: BI: that guy who plays Dudley in the Harry Potter movies!!! Can't remember his name right now... For once in my life reading theleakycauldon pays off!! more » IndignationCoordinator: I've never been drunk or high in my life. The only way to survive the long haul is to be straight-nosed. Mr. Simmons? Mr. Richards is on line one. more » morninggloria: Hasn't Johnny Depp played some variation of Ozzy Osbourne in several films? One could argue that Captain Jack Sparrow is an Osbourne derivative, or t... more » BeckyIva: "Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are more than just friends" ...WHA HUH is this our big Hollywood actor coming out that we asked for yesterday how is this... more » RosaxĂ©: That is such a sweet picture of Brooke & MJ. I thought her going with him to the Grammys was just a publicity stunt, but her speech at the memorial ob... more » VoxPopuli: Brooke sounds like she's talking about her best gay friend, not a guy who she supposedly dated (so the mags said at hte time, I recall). I thought the... more » Nun Shall Pass: That picture of Brooke and Michael just warms my heart. They look so sweet and happy and innocent and I kind of wish they could have just stayed like ... more » mbot says Spock yeah!: The fact that Lauren Conrad's book is a bestseller makes my soul hurt. more » Mafalda para Presidente: I don't know if I could be a roommate to one of the Harry Potter kids. Imagine how hard it would be to stop yourself from blurting incantations at ra... more » i'vemadeahugemistake: I think I'd rather watch Katie Holmes star in the new series "So I Married a Scientologist" more » erinna: I hope this doesn't come across as crude, but if I had to put up with that circus in the TMZ video every freakin day, I'd wanna be hopped up on some h... more » sonofabiscuit is sprinkling greatness: Daniel Radcliffe joked, "I really hope they are a really massive Harry Potter fan. I hope you walk in and the first thing you see is your face on a du... more » solidbrassfasteners: The fact that Daniel Radcliffe used the word "duvet" in a joke entertains me greatly. And I so wish Emma Watson had been my freshman year roommate ...... more » TheGuvnah: That jennifer aniston thing sounds like such a crock. They're trying to get in the news after Angelina's secret trip to visit soldiers made the news. more » -
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Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
- Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]
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Michael Proposed To Brooke Shields; Reese Explains Her Black Eye
- In Rolling Stone's upcoming Michael Jackson tribute issue, Brooke Shield reveals, "There were times when he would ask me to marry him..."
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Jacko Involved In Hit-&-Run; Hackers Get Into Salma Hayek's Email
- While picking up Michael Jackson from the hospital, his driver sideswiped an ambulance. Police say the suspect was driving "a dark colored SUV" that was "being followed by a group of paparazzi." Sounds like MJ!
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Scarlett Johansson Takes On Tabloids; Phil Spector Found Guilty Of Murder
- Scarlett Johansson blogged about tabloid accusations that she's losing weight in preparation for Iron Man 2. She writes: "If I were to lose 14 pounds, I'd have to part with both arms. And a foot."
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#kindaoldiesbutgoodies
South Park Tells Women: "You Are Free To Queef"
Last week, caught up in April Fools' Day revelry, we failed to mention the South Park episode "Eat, Pray, Queef," about the double standard women face when it comes to queefing versus farting. More » -
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The Cootie-Catcher: Blast From The Past, Glimpse Of The Future
A piece of notebook paper once told me who I would marry. Actually this happened many times, revealing many different grooms, but my faith in the fortune-telling powers of cootie-catchers was never shaken. More » -
