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more about #somethingstinks more comments → limber: That's actually a much tamer image than the one they used launching it, which was purpley-violent and possibly tentacled? I just remember it looming ... more » lermanzo: this fits with mugler's aggressive non-traditional thinking about perfumes. as i understand it, angel was the first women's perfume on the market that... more » lenamoster: "Alien - make his heart burst out of his chest!" more » that's what she said: Lou Dobbs would not approve. We should not be promoting illegal aliens as being extraordinary. more » MargaretMoony: Um, what's up with her boobs? I know that she's an alien but boobs aren't supposed to be like that.... more » kelly_kapowski: Is that alien perfume you're wearing? Because you smell out of this world. more » lurkerbynature: I'd totally buy it if I bought any other perfume than the one I know doesn't make my nose itch like the worst of pollen season. But, the name doe... more » Lolita Hazed: But it's SO Strangé! more » pesematology: they should have used a picture of barbarella. it would have made a lot more sense. more » BlueMorpho: The perfume that enrages Glenn Beck. more » boobookitteh: Hm. I tend to think of nightmarey creatures with acid for blood bursting out of John Hurt when I hear the word 'Alien'. Wouldn't want to put that be... more » TRexstasy: I can't honestly speak to how "Alien" smells, but right now I'm wearing "Cologne" by Mugler, a delicious citrus unisex with grassy notes of vetiver an... more » sarathelaundress: I love the Star Trek colognes; Pon Farr - "Drive him wild" Tiberius - "Boldly Go" Red Shirt - "Because tomorrow may never come" - my favorite tag line... more » la.donna.pietra: But is it gelatinous? more » jewess: this is what Lady GaGa hath wrought... and I love it. more » -
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Perfumes Are Usually Named Things Like "Lovely," "Happy" Or "Curious"
But "Alien"? Really? And "feel extraordinary"? Shouldn't it be "extraterrestrial-ly"? Or do they mean, "out of this world, and alluring to NASA employees"? I was so freaked out I ripped the page, sorry. Click to enlarge. -
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Dead Celebrity Scents: The Latest In Star Worship
Perfume made from the DNA of dead celebrities? Yes. It's kind of sad, in a way. More » -
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Pop Quiz!
Can you guess what Justin Timberlake's new ad is for? A) A phone B) An mp3 player C) A scent. Give up? Here's a hint: Justin says:"I actually like my own funk smell sometimes." [People] -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"It Works Externally, Because That's Where The Trouble Starts"
"Why take chances? Starting today, why not use Pristeen as much a part of your bath or shower. It's just as essential to your cleanliness, And to your peace of mind about being a girl. An attractive, nice-to-be-with girl." [Vintage Ads] -
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A Picture Worth A Thousand (Violent) Words
We thought we'd found the most offensive ad in the world. But the new WODE perfume (which, inexplicably, turns skin blue) gives it a definite run for its money. Slashing women's throats? Hott. [Independent] -
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Scent Of A Woman
Police in Florida are seeking an arrest warrant for a man who assaulted his wife on Monday after she asked to smell his penis to determine if he had been sleeping with another woman. [TCPalm] -
