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more about #snl more comments → KATE!: wow, lucky kid. hes got great genes. and cheekbones you could hang your heart on. more » Kivrin: Also, this is gonna sound gross, but I remember seeing JGL in A River Runs Through It and thinking, "Cute kid—I bet he's gonna be a hottie when he g... more » Kivrin: I may be the only person who is actually excited about DMB, but hey—I can't help myself. Some high school habits die hard. :) more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Goodness. He was born the same year as Roger. How is he so baby-faced? more » limber: I have faith; he held his own against Curtain and Lithgow when he was 14. That and I can't think of a single film I've disliked him in. If the write... more » Hazel: what? is it 1997? more » EsmereldaFitzmonster: If anyone can save SNL, it's Tommy Solomon! more » Lolita Hazed: "No Diggity" is about my feelings for JGL, I'm sure of it. more » Tippi Hedren: Um... When did JGL turn into such a hottie? more » grapeskitlls: Joseph Gordon-Levitt would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel (in the Outfield)? more » eri401: I LOVE Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I don't care if the guy spends the hour talking to a wall. I will watch attentively and laugh hysterically in blind ado... more » applejuice: The Bob Saget show sounds like a slightly watered down version of "Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends" - a British show which was usually interesting. [en... more » Lady Skittlehattington: Dolly Parton made "I Will Always Love You" famous. Not Whitney whateverhernameis. She just brought it back into the mainstream for a while. more » Snowbunny: "When I was reading the books, I felt so bad for Jacob's character. I was, like, 'Wow, he can't get the girl he wants and he's being shut down and use... more » laliaberry: Wait a minute - there's a Wall Street 2 movie? Goodness.. why? Why? Can someone explain to me why NOW is a good time to make a money about Wall Str... more » -
#reminders
SNL Live Thread Tonight!
Though last week's episode was terrible, we're going to have a live thread once again, in the hopes that host Joseph Gordon-Levitt (and, uh, the Dave Matthews Band, I guess) will turn things around a bit. -
#dirtbag
Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
- Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!
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#clips
Palin Nixed Poehler's Dirty "Drill Baby Drill"
Last night on Letterman, Seth Meyers said at least one part of Going Rogue is 100% true: Sarah Palin did reject a crude (and funny) "drill baby drill" joke that Amy Poehler wrote for her SNL rap. Clip at left. -
#dirtbag
Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
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#snllivethread
Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
It's that time again: January Jones is tonight's host, and the Black Eyed Peas are tonight's musical guest. Do you think it'll feel a bit weird to laugh at Betty Draper? I guess we'll have to watch and see. -
#reminders
SNL Live Thread Returns Tonight!
Don't forget: our SNL live threat returns tonight, as the season resumes with Taylor Swift as both our host and our musical guest. Will there be a Taylor Lautner joke or spoof? Maybe. A Kanye joke (or 8000)? Definitely. -
#snl
SNL: A Beauty, A Beast, And A Visit From James Franco
Last night's Saturday Night Live wasn't great. Gerard Butler was charming and did the best he could with the material he was given, but overall, the show seemed a bit off. However, there were a few skits worth mentioning: More » -
#snllivethread
Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
Tonight's episode features Gerard Butler as our host, Shakira as our musical guest, and most likely, about 800 or so jokes about the Balloon Boy and his family. But will it be funny? Let's find out. -
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#snl
SNL Live Thread Tonight!
Don't forget: our Saturday Night Live thread will be up tonight, as we watch host Gerard Butler and musical guest Shakira try to improve upon last week's episode. Is Butler funny? I guess we'll have to wait and see. -
#snl
Celebrity Impressions Are The Highlight Of Last Night's SNL
To be perfectly honest, last night's episode of Saturday Night Live wasn't that great. However, there were a few highlights, and most of them came from the cast's ability to pull off some pretty dead-on celebrity impressions. More » -
#reminders
SNL Live Thread Tonight
Don't forget: Drew Barrymore will be hosting Saturday Night Live tonight, and Regina Spektor will be the musical guest, so we'll be here with an SNL Live Thread so you can watch and discuss the show with your fellow commenters. -
#snl
Lady Gaga Steals The Show From Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, And Madonna On Last Night's SNL
Last night's Saturday Night Live was a definite improvement over the season opener, with host Ryan Reynolds and musical guest Lady Gaga turning in solid performances. Surprise cameos by Madonna, Scarlett Johansson, and Elijah Wood didn't hurt, either. More » -
#snllivethread
Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
Tonight's episode features dreamy host Ryan Reynolds and pantsless musical guest Lady Gaga. Reynolds has great timing and Gaga always puts on quite a performance, but will the show be funny? Let's all find out together. -
#bitchpleeze
Former Official SNL Blog Parodist Likes Blogs Now
In BlackBook, Michaela Watkins talks about feeling internet love the week she got fired from SNL: "It was really nice having what I would think while I brushed my teeth being echoed in people's blogs." All is forgiven, Michaela! [BlackBook] -
#fkyeah
We F**ckin' Love You, Jenny Slate
Last night's SNL was supposed to showcase host Megan Fox and musical guests, u2, but it was new cast member, Jenny Slate, who actually ended up saving the show by accidentally dropping the f-bomb during her first major sketch. More » -
#snllivethread
Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
It's the season premiere of Saturday Night Live, with Megan Fox as our host and U2 as the musical guest. Will it be great? Will it be terrible? Let's all put on our best sexyface and find out together. -
#viewaskew
Amy Holds Back Puke While Hanging With Hillary
Funny lady Amy Poehler appeared on the View this morning to discuss her Emmy nomination, her resemblance to Octomom, and the awesomeness of meeting Hillary Clinton. Her inner thoughts? "Please don't let me barf." -
#funnygirls
Maybe They Just Weren't Funny Enough?
Look, I like former SNL members Casey Wilson and Michaela Watkins, but how come no one's even paid them the compliment of suggesting that's an option? Nope. When a woman's fired, it's all about the looks. More » -
#whoompwhoomp
Did SNL Fire Casey Wilson Over Her Weight?
The rumor that Casey Wilson was fired over thirty pounds appears to be false, but she rocked the comeback: "And to clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!" [People] -
#really
Amy Poehler Returning To Weekend Update Throne
Amy Poehler will be joining Seth Meyers for at least the first two of SNL's Weekend Update Thursday specials, beginning September 17th. This takes some of the sting out of NBC making us wait until 10/15 for 30 Rock. [EW]
