• more about #snickers
    girlwithoutahero: You will have to pry my Mars from my cold, dead hands. Also good: those not-for-girls- blue-wrapped chocolate bars in London. Or the purple-wrapped o... more »
    hydrogen_jukebox: Why would I buy a candy bar that a.) implies that my chocolate-eating is something sinful and shameful that I shouldn't do, and b.) is made to be low ... more »
    x10: It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I... more »
    hortense: Business wise, this is a really huge market right now. They are trying to sell the concept of "affordable luxuries." You might not be willing to drop ... more »
    Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I'm sorry, stupid candymakers, but I wouldn't even buy this sarcastically. Because putting my dollars into such a stupid, offensive product might give... more »
    brinkswomanship: "Fling" is an entirely inappropriate word to describe my relationship with chocolate. Given current legislature it could best be described as a civil ... more »
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Thank God the world is getting so woman friendly. All my decisions are made for me! Now if only someone would make a pink aspirin. The only medicin... more »
    Eric Northman is mine: When did marketers get together and decide that women must only respond to the color pink? If i see another product/show marketed to women in pink wra... more »
    J.D.Regent: A chocolate bar that reminds me of blow jobs? They should try selling blowjobs that taste like chocolate bars instead. more »
    brinkswomanship: Just noticed the tag and wanted to say - Marcy Playground is awesome and Sex and Candy is extremely high on my playlist, I approve! more »
    saintbernadette: And if I ever have to hear Marc Summers narrate this candy bar's manufacture on "Unwrapped," I am never eating chocolate again. more »
    LaComtesse: After seeing ads for "Magnum" bars in Ireland back when I was in high school (2001, I guess), nothing will really surprise me. more »
    saintbernadette: I was kind of surprised to see that this was from Mars. I guess I expected it to be from some crappy candy start-up, desperate to draw attention to it... more »
    Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Thank god this is finally here. I just really really hate buying, using, consuming, or looking at anything that's not pink. Other colors are for yucky... more »
    Sputnik_Sweetheart: Not. Clever. more »
    Whiskey and Popcorn: I stop submitting to chocolate fingering me to pleasure ever since I went to bed with it and it ruined my sheets....yes, that's right, there was no wr... more »
    angelheadedhipster: I'm going to eat this while playing with my "Designer Edition" of Scrabble (TM)! more »
    NefariousNewt: "Fling" sounds more like a candy bar made for a) monkeys or b) amoral and unprincipled men. more »
    baraqiel: I read about these a while ago! They have glitter IN THE CHOCOLATE. I find that so disconcerting. I don't want my chocolate to sparkle! more »
    Easybreezy: The grossest part is definitely the "finger" part. EW EW EW EW EW EW. more »
  • #mixedmessages

    "Naughty, But Not That Naughty."

    It's long, slim, brown and beige and you put it in your mouth. The advertising slogan is "Pleasure Yourself." It's called a "Fling." The word "finger"is used. It's a candy bar. For women. [NPR]
  • #mrt

    Mr. T Pawns Gold For Candy; World Snickers