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more about #smurfs more comments → odinsraven: Yeah, the movie could be a hot mess. Or it could be awesome. But before everyone freaks out: 1. This movie is being creatively controlled by Peyo'... more » samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Am I the only person who is tentatively excited about this? more » activearchivist is lovely, in a moist, fluffy sort of way: Whatever, I DEMAND A JEM MOVIE. Pink Hair + Social Causes + Rock Band = WIN. more » sportz.star: Finally, answers to the mystery of what it's really like to be Smurfette. more » MizJenkins: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more » katynels: Meh... There's not much to ruin. Other than our sanity when that effing song starts appearing in previews. more » morninggloria: Next on the docket: an updated remake of my family movies from 1992. My parents will be played by Annette Benning and Marky Mark. more » CurtCole: Next they're going to rummage through our attics and try to make a movie adaptation of out of our old coloring books! Leave my childhood alone Hollyw... more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: One day, sooner than we think, Dodai will write a headline about "Slinky: The Movie" being greenlit. more » Skellatrix: Never smurf with the Smurfs. That's just...smurfy. more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: This reminds me of that article that was in the Onion about a Thundercats movie being produced by Michael Bay. In it he says, "I just want to fuck it... more » girlnamedblue: Natalie Portman's worst nightmare? more » -
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Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas Part DCCCXCV
The Smurfs movie's in production. Like Alvin and the Chipmunks, it will be a mix of live action and 3D animation; rumors are floating that John Lithgow plays Gargamel. Because ruining treasured memories is what Hollywood does best. [SF Gate]
