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more about #smurf more comments → rollergirl76: more » sportz.star: If I want to look blue I'll stay outside in this weekend's -15 weather. Works every time. You get a nice mix of blue with white spots. more » samethingwedoeverynightpinky: There is no justification for how badly I want to own this. more » YourScreenplaySucks: Has anyone seen this "Smurfs Get Napalmed" commercial produced by Unicef? My niece was scarred for life. more » morninggloria: In this economy, when I want my skin to have a nice azure tone, I wear a Ziplock bag over my head or breath in tailpipe exhaust. The blue tinge to my ... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Well, bish did have hundreds of men in her harem... I guess I know where my Sephora gift card is going now! more » AthertonMerriweather: So their red lipstick will look good on me no matter what? I call bull! more » EdnasEdibles: It's really annoying that the release doesn't have a link to the cosmetics company and when you go to the Web site, they don't have the smurfette stuf... more » tscheese: Blue my face, with a blue little blusherAnd some blue crap I don't needAnd everything is blue for meAnd myself And everybody aroundCuz I ain't got nob... more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Also works for Violet Beauregarde fans. more » Hooplehead: I guess it makes about as much sense as the Barbie line that MAC did a few years back... more » angelheadedhipster: And then you can be sent to distract all the boy Smurfs with you lady bits and bring ruin to them all! more » PilgrimSoul: Kids today don't even know what Smurfs are, and it disgusts me. How are we supposed to teach them about communism without the Smurfs as a reference po... more » cuteasabutton: Perhaps only helpful if you are the only girl in the village... more » AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies): I remember really wanting her hair when I was a kid more » -
#makeup
Beauty For Smurfettes
Are you blue? Then you will love Too Faced's new Smurfette Collection, a special line of makeup that is inspired by the famous female Smurf and apparently can be worn on "any skintone." [PR Newswire]
