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    Her Grace: SNOWED IN: I work at a kids' psych hospital, and end up working on Halloween every year. For obvious reasons, my costume choices are limited, and since I work 3... more »
    Shamrockette: I've always wanted to be a sexy cheeseburger. more »
    HereComesMyBaby: A couple of years ago, my friend dressed up as a sexy platypus. It was awesome. more »
    Ri_L: Slutoween sends me straight into Humorless Feminist Mode. I used to love love LOVE wearing big elaborate creative costumes and derping around back wh... more »
    cherrycocoapuff: Last year, my friend went as sexy Chewbacca. It involves a full body fur suit, with a skimpy white bikini over it (and ammo belt). Even wookies like... more »
    georgina: I'm thinking Sexy Judge Judy. And you can walk around saying "What Wouldn't Judge Judy Do?" more »
    likepenguins: My friends and I decided one year to go as Incongruously Slutty Things. Slutty Jesus. Slutty Hitler. Slutty George Bush. You get the picture. My f... more »
    DorothyZbornak: I was Googling "Care Bear costume," trying to find a vintage costume like the one I wore as a child. Instead, I found this: more »
    ketamineKitty: my friends and i are going as Slutty Founding Fathers. more »
    Dancingfrog: Sexy Rotting Sushi. Glue rice to a slip and white tights. Wrap yourself in a green sheet. Paint your face avocado-green. Apply slimy hairgel to wrap. ... more »
    DorothyBarker: There's always the classic: Freudian Slip. Wear a sexy slip. Use your imagination for how to portray "penis envy". You're welcome. more »
    lalie (apologetic mess): Last year my friend went all the way and themed his party "All Sluts' Day". I didn't feel like actually dressing slutty so I went as the Whore of Bab... more »
    ammre: How about a sexy leper! My clothes fell off! so did my left hand! more »
    laterandlater: Last year (after inspiration from a Jez thread, actually), I went as reverse cowgirl. Everything about a normal cowgirl costume (not even a sexy one),... more »
    classicfantastic: I want to go as Justice Sotomayor (not sexified) and I want my boyfriend to go as Justice Scalia (sexy optional) so that we can act like we are enjoyi... more »
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    If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It

    When a reader sent in a picture of this tragic "sexy environmentalist" Halloween costume, I realized that the costume world had truly run out of slutty Halloween ideas. To remedy this, I came up with a few of my own. More »
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    Maybe The Best Way To Handle Slutoween Is To Just Go With It

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