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more about #sleepingbeauty Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Great Legs: Are A Dream That Can Come True. Nice cover line to put right over Ariel's fish bits.... more » killershrew: Yesterday my beautiful, smart, funny, and healthy 5-year-old daughter told me she wasn't pretty. When I asked her why not, she said it was because sh... more » zsazsa6: I always felt the story of the Little Mermaid was so sad. It was my favorite movie but Ariel had a lot of issues. There was a lot of self loathing in ... more » HereComesMyBaby: While I never had a Princess magazine cover up on my wall, I did write a magazine in first grade called "Massage Magazine." It was about how to give m... more » Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): Um, aren't we taking this a little seriously? If we take it in an ironic way, I found it kind of funny. But then, I'm the kind of girl who has an "iro... more » Triana Orpheus: At least they're keeping with the magazine tradition of only putting skinny, rich, white women on the cover. more » mauvelous: I'm wondering what the Mulan cover might be... "Cross Dressing: The key is strategically placed socks!" "Workplace Romances" more » AuntPenny: I don't remember the Princesses having bedroom eyes. more » brinkswomanship: If those magazines were an Onion spoof or something, it might almost be satire. As it is, the fact that they're REAL? *shudders* more » msfancyhead: Aaaaaaggghhh!!!!!I am equipped to deal with Barbie (I'm telling my girl she's a drag queen), but there will never, ever, ever be any of this crap in m... more » Princess Leela: I don't get it. Who was even the intended audience here? Six-year-old girls don't go looking for badly done satire of ladymag covers when they go to T... more » YourScreenplaySucks: All hope is not lost. They could do some hard-hitting exposes: more » Trulymadlyme: I can see the cover lines now. Help! I Kissed A Frog And I Like It! more » Shamrockette: Ariel, are you doing your trademark SexyFishface? more » Notes from the underwhelmed: The posters my mom put in my room as a kid were this one: [www.donnellycolt.com] and another reading "Uppity Women Unite!" with a bunch of fists on it... more » little_librarian: I'm gonna come clean here. I bought a notebook like this that had Belle on the cover because Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie, and I thought ... more » LolaQuinn is full of beans: I can think of about 20 R-rated movies I would let my kids watch before I would ever, EVER let them watch Disney. more » jeepgirl: The thing that struck me about all these pictures is the teeny, tiny waistline on all of them. It is completely out of proportion. Shame on you, Disney. more » serpentinefire: Wow, I can't wait for "Disney Princesses Gone Wild." I know that Ariel drinks like a fish, um, err... more » saintbernadette: They even managed to get the "Swimsuits for Every Shape" on that first one. Too close to the bone. more » -
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Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
It is hard to have faith that little girls living in America today will turn out okay when these items, being sold at Target, are so deeply and incredibly wrong. More »
