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    ImproperDancing: At first I thought that was in inches and not centimeters...Talk about a fish story! more »
    ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Have we discussed this commercial? 'Cause it's far worse than this retard-penis tape measure thingy! more »
    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Are they counting Indians, etc., as Caucasians or Asians in their measurements? And what about Pasifika? I want more exact measurements! more »
    toothsome: Ladies, I call bullshit. Big things come in small packages. That can be taken either way, but I've noticed shorter/skinnier dudes often have the large... more »
    bowleserised: Oh and Asians are yellow. Nice touch. NOT. more »
    TeacherDee: Man, I forgot for a second that the rest of the world uses centimeters. that ruler almost gave me a heart attack! more »
    nessalicious: I've always felt like penis size has more relation to body shape and height. Equally I've always felt like I don't give a shit about how big it is eit... more »
    dcdulce: I wonder how my silicone members measure up... more »
    morninggloria: White guys put the "cock" in "caucasion." more »
    bowleserised: My, that's offensive. more »
    dianersb was bit by a zombie: I'm sorry, you must be this long to ride this ride. more »
    PrettyNotPretty: Durex always gives away bizarrely fun stuff. Last time I bought them I got a set of cockrings that glow in the dark. more »
    megscissorhands: Psh, silly ruler--everyone knows you can measure a man's penis size by how big his hands are. Simple. more »
    saintbernadette: "Length average of the penis in relation to height." Is it okay to laugh at bad English translations when they're on such a ridiculous product? more »
    labeled: I also call bullshit on this "average size by race" thing, but I'm interested to hear why people are so ready to call bullshit on caucasians having th... more »
    hello.kitty: Blame Dr. Eduardo Gomez de Diego. Go, Diego, go! [www.linkgay.org] more »
    MsMaxine: I think it says "erected" not "expected." more »
    hfree: I surprised this isn't being handed out by that drug they advertise late at night that's supposed to increase length as well has help the guy get it u... more »
    tscheese: Also I was getting a little bit freaked out until I realized that the measurements are in centimeters. Whew. more »
    Etoiles: If I were creating promotional penis rulers, I would drop all of the "averages" and "expected lengths" by about an inch each, so that men, pleased wit... more »
  • #sizequeens

    Cocksure

    Thanks to the tipster who sent in this Durex ruler from Trinidad & Tobago, which charts "erected penis" length by ethnicity/race. Apparently, these were given out as party favors at Carnival. Click for larger image. More »
  • #potpsychology

    "Would You Ever Date A Mentally Retarded Person?"

  • #penis

    The Long And The Short Of It