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more about #sizematters Lymed: From the perspective of the benefit of the country as a whole, wouldn't it make more sense to give priority to younger men who have more years to repr... more » bowleserised: Welcome to socialist healthcare! more » gertymac: I love the disclaimer always associated with medicines/treatments for this sort of thing: "only use this product if you are healthy enough for sexual ... more » Agumen: I know this is supposed to be just a joke article, but I have a serious question. The implants they're talking about are for men with penile injuries... more » morninggloria: I won't be satisfied until science has discovered a way to give men the ability to jizz in different colors. I'm tired of pearl necklaces. Throw me ... more » femme-bot: But I thought Cuban Cigars were supposed to be the best? more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): The era of Fidel Castrate is truly over! more » FroderickFronkensteen: Oh good, I was so worried about those penises not being satisfied. Now we can move on to other important issues like that health care thingy. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: The best thing is that it can be an insert "dick" joke, an "insert dick" joke, or a "dick insert" joke. Comedy trifecta! more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: Maybe if we add that to the covered procedures for the public option the republicans will vote for it. It's hard to imagine any of them bigger dicks ... more » mypsychoticself: When these guys offer health care, they don't dick around. ... On a more serious note, how do we not have free health care yet? more » BearDownCBears: Big deal. I live in DC and we have tons of dick transplants. They work on K Street. more » Rare Affinity: I was excited for an instant when my eyes fixed on the tub in tubular shape, being more tub shaped than hour glass myself. Then I realised it was tubu... more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Maybe we should just aspire to not describing ourselves using inanimate objects and fruits as descriptors. (i.e. apple, pear, hourglass, tubes, invert... more » redqueenmeg: Yeah, tell me something I don't know. I find this out anew every time I try to shop for clothes and can only find pants that fit over my rear if I ca... more » marshmallory: I've always called myself "cylindrical"...I guess it's finally in fashion! #bodyshapes more » KatrinSedai: I'm an hourglass, being a 36" 24" 36". I modeled a few years back, and they told me that, if it weren't for the whole "stick models" crisis, I would n... more » clevernamehere: I'm pretty shocked that the participants wanted 31" hips. I just checked the both the J Crew and Oasis (UK high street brand) charts and the smallest ... more » femme-bot: I love how much women will attack other women's body types. It seems in every one of these threads, you always get a few stupids who cling onto some "... more » NewsBunny: You know, My fat ass is wearing a lovely wrap dress today and I am feeling very hourglassy. I am also wearing sexy patterned tights and high heels an... more » -
#sizematters
Insert Dick Joke Here
Cuban authorities announced that they are offering free penis implants to men whose "sexual suffering does not respond positively to traditional treatments." While over-40s and those with diabetes are given first priority, the government program will soon be expanded. [Independent] -
#noshitstudies
Weighty Matters
A recent study found that young women no longer want an hourglass figure, but instead aspire to a more "tubular" body shape. While women desire ever-smaller hips, the ideal waist size has increased from the 1950s. (Don't go there!) [IrishTimes] -
