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more about #simoncowell more comments → la.donna.pietra: Tell you what, Rob, you wear a tux and play piano on a beach in Nice and I'll loll on the piano in a sultry temptress dress, and we'll both have our d... more » logruszed: I hate Robert Pattinson, every time I take my girlfriend Cho Chang out for tea all she wants to do is talk about him. It really pisses me off. Also, ... more » logruszed: every rich person who cheats is a sex addict. It's a fact! more » BytheSea: Sparklevamp plays piano? And writes songs? So, according to anging bandos like Sabastian Bach, who explained the invention of the keytar (the guys who... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Rehab? Tiger's gonna be on Tool Academy? more » onestrawplz: Long Island has castles??? more » dirtybee: To all the 12-year olds across the globe: I feel ya. I remember when Jon Bon Jovi got married when I was 9 years old. I was devastated :( more » femme-bot: alleged romps with pancake-house hostess Mindy I'd be more pissed about the cliche then I would about the cheating. more » salthegeek: There is castle on Long Island ? more » BlondeGoddess: The idea of George being on a disastrous date with Madonna makes my Sunday. more » hughman: ms. streep really does make me strive to be a better person. tiger woods, however, does not. more » heykoukla: I love Meryl Streep, I think she's fabulous, and has a great perspective on life and filmmaking. But every time I read these quotes, I think "Why does... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Jennifer, please stop pretending that your song is anything more than an advertisement for Louboutin. You are not fooling anyone. Thanks. more » Clarissima: When I look at promotional photography like this, I am: a)thankful that typography communicates horror very effectively b) in awe that some creativ... more » The HZA.: So Tiger copes with scandal by acting like a 12 year old boy? more » -
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George Clooney's Terrible Date With Madonna, More Trouble For Tiger, And Wedding Bells For A Jonas Brother
- George Clooney reportedly went on a date with Madonna after the singer split from Guy Richie, though the date was not a success, as Madonna kept making bad jokes and George "could not wait to get out of there." [ShowbizSpy]
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Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie
- Jersey Shore stars The Situation and Pauly D are going Hollywood: They're looking for a condo in L.A.
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Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
- Rihanna made fun of Tila Tequila on a radio show, so naturally, Tila's only option was to claim that Rihanna has herpes and declare that she's now on "Team Chris."
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Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
- Elin Nordgren isn't leaving Tiger Woods, but she is revising their prenup. A source claims she's "being paid a hefty seven-figure amount - immediately transferred into an account she alone controls - to stick with her husband."
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Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
- Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]
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Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
- Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.
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Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
- Chris Martin was reportedly spotted kissing Kate Bosworth, a friend of his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow. An eyewitness reports, "At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate..."
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Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname
- Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:
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Lindsay Sees Herself As "A Target," Morrissey In Stable Condition, And Bradley Asks Renee For Some Space
- Lindsay Lohan wasn't surprised by the negative reaction to her Ungaro debut, as she feels people are always out to criticize her: "I am a target. I don't know why I am, but I am, and I accept that." [TimesOnline]
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Gosselin Kids Are Acting Out; Will Ashlee Simpson Be In Vogue?
- Kate Gosselin says her kids have been misbehaving lately and, "I'm trying to give them the grace to see, if they're acting out of line, I'm trying to look deeper into why that is, why the kids are acting out..."
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Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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Katy Perry Loves Muppets; A Hilarious Story Involving Kate Moss, Journey, & A Man In A Thong
- Katy Perry, like Lady Gaga before her, has succumbed to the charms of Jean-Charles de Castelbajac's fall collection. The singer wore this dress to the label's spring show — which is like wearing the band t-shirt to the concert. [People]
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Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
- Kate Gossselin will be going after Jon Gosselin for "raiding" their joint bank account.
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Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn
- Late last night, TMZ published a report claiming that Maya Angelou had been taken to the hospital. However, a CNN news editor,Saeed Ahmed, posted on his Twitter page that Angelou's literary agent says the hospital rumors are false. [DetroitFreePress]
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Letterman In "Sextortion" Plot; Kanye & Gaga's Tour Canceled
- Last night, David Letterman revealed that a CBS News employee is accused of trying to extort $2 million from him because he had sexual relationship with female employees.
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Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
- Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelley have completed the adoption of a 10-month-old Korean girl. They named her Nancy Leigh, after Katherine's mother Nancy and sister Margaret Leigh, but she'll go by the nickname Naleigh. [AP]
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D.A. Rejects Tila's Case, Gisele Is Definitely Pregnant, And Dame Judi "Doesn't Know What A Feminist Is"
- The San Diego District Attorney's office has closed Tila Tequila's case against San Diego Chargers star Shawne Merriman, stating that "there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed." [TMZ]
