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more about #silly more comments → randomnessish: I liked the nice bit of censorship of the "killing" parts during Animal's solo...veddy nice. Also, hilarious. I can't stop watching it! more » BytheSea: Was this on the Muppet Show in the 70s/80s? more » Dorilys: Beeker's Ode to Joy was freaking fantastic! I love that all of the versions of him get so agitated at the end! more » swimmingtrunks: Oh Jezebel, I love you. I did not know before tonight that the muppets had a youtube channel. I better say goodnight to productivity now. 'Tis nearly... more » casi nadie (loves MCC forever): Since today is the anniversary of Freddie Mercury's death, this is fantastic timing. We actually had a (nearly) spontaneous session of singing this to... more » ArtfulSlinger: Mama. Mama. Mama. Yeah, Mama. You can not not smile while watching this. more » stina: The Animal portion pretty much sums up my dog's 16 year relationship with me. more » MadFab: Made of awesome. more » OldEnough2BYourMama: Beaker! You stole the show! But not enough Swedish Chef. more » badmutha: THIS WAS AWESOMENESS! I liked Miss Piggy's part - "but MOI!" more » rodmanstreet: This might be my favorite post ever! But I'm sad to hear that Gonzo's ear for pitch isn't what it used to be. Oh well. more » sassyredhead: I put this in #tips (I feel kinda special) I just love The Muppets! more » Haystacks: From now on, when any public figure speaks, I refuse to picture them any other way but surrounded by a chicken choir. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Do not insert, indeed! It looks like the scrubby thing under my sink that I never use. more » Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): "What better way to say "I Love You" than with a Golden Spatula (tampon).." more » -
#songsinthekeyofmuppet
Mamma Mia, Mamma Muppet
Following on the heels of Beaker's "meep" Ode to Joy is this awesome Muppet rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody." Watch for the highlight, Animal's solo. Oh, and the "monstrosity" is pretty good too. [BuzzFeed] -
#ablessingforthecurse
But Does It Have The Midas Touch?
Has someone you love recently retired from a long and accomplished career of menstruation? Why not recognize her monthly achievements with this tasteful Golden Tampon Lifetime Achievement Award? Warning: do not insert. [Craftzine] -
#predatorprey
Aquarium 1, Cat 0
The mighty housecat, her body like a coiled spring, prepares for her next kill. She crouches, she springs, she... well, just watch. [BuzzFeed] -
#oldiesbutgoodies
Mommy, Where Do Abortions Come From?
When a man and a woman love each other very much, but hate babies, a stork comes to the window and they beat it with a broom. Next, birth control: when ladies feed the stork poison and it dies. [BuzzFeed] -
#beforerealitytv
Gay Nor Good But Great
Funny lady Julie Klausner has directed our attention to Mitzi Gaynor, a woman of average talents and fab outfits which naturally translates to variety show super-stardom. This was the trash TV of the '70s! -
