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more about #sigh more comments → odinsraven: Yeah, the movie could be a hot mess. Or it could be awesome. But before everyone freaks out: 1. This movie is being creatively controlled by Peyo'... more » samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Am I the only person who is tentatively excited about this? more » activearchivist is lovely, in a moist, fluffy sort of way: Whatever, I DEMAND A JEM MOVIE. Pink Hair + Social Causes + Rock Band = WIN. more » sportz.star: Finally, answers to the mystery of what it's really like to be Smurfette. more » MizJenkins: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more » katynels: Meh... There's not much to ruin. Other than our sanity when that effing song starts appearing in previews. more » morninggloria: Next on the docket: an updated remake of my family movies from 1992. My parents will be played by Annette Benning and Marky Mark. more » CurtCole: Next they're going to rummage through our attics and try to make a movie adaptation of out of our old coloring books! Leave my childhood alone Hollyw... more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: One day, sooner than we think, Dodai will write a headline about "Slinky: The Movie" being greenlit. more » Skellatrix: Never smurf with the Smurfs. That's just...smurfy. more » Zombies make the heart grow fonder: This reminds me of that article that was in the Onion about a Thundercats movie being produced by Michael Bay. In it he says, "I just want to fuck it... more » girlnamedblue: Natalie Portman's worst nightmare? more » bess marvin, girl detective: i REALLY doubt her manager and or agent wants her to do this, so if this is true, she is doing this on her own accord. she is willing to throw away h... more » onehotmess: first off, hello ladies! i miss ya all, i was on vacation in tropical OHIO but im back to my boring, everyday life at home now! second, this is disgus... more » bea_arthur: What could have become a powerful reminder to American's that women are still abused, and a powerful message to women who are abused that you're not a... more » -
#filmschooled
Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas Part DCCCXCV
The Smurfs movie's in production. Like Alvin and the Chipmunks, it will be a mix of live action and 3D animation; rumors are floating that John Lithgow plays Gargamel. Because ruining treasured memories is what Hollywood does best. [SF Gate] -
#sigh
The Saddest Music In The World
Chris Brown and Rihanna are working on a duet. Ten bucks there's something in there about how "people just don't understand." [E!] -
