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more about #shutup Elle O. Elle: While it sucks that they didn't listen to her requests, what's she going to do if an acting job requires her to wear something that she can't? I'm sur... more » amowls: I feel like pants are more conservative than skirts. A skirt you can just lift up and do the nasty any time you want, pants are a little trickier. more » t-yo3: To someone who watched the show with Mayim, were the final outfits things that didn't fit in with her application of tzniut: sleeveless clothes and sh... more » J.D.Regent: It's really too bad they didn't honor her request; they are usually so good at helping people work within their own constraints and it would have been... more » cuteasabutton: Did anyone else covet her hats and outfits like me? more » Plum-Pie: She is far too clever, objective etc for reality TV. (Also, I cannot be the only Brit smirking that 'Tablet' is a Jewish mag in the US, whereas 'The T... more » NefariousNewt: She looks the same. I swear. It's like she never "grew up." Well, Clinton and Stacey are good, and I'm sure they did their level best to be accommoda... more » notheretomakefriends: They forgot to put the track called 'Geri Halliwell's Its raining men at maximum volume on your brand new stereo surround system at midnight on a sch... more » PaintedTrollop: I lived next door to a yoga studio for a while. They would gather outside in the summer and laugh and talk and giggle - at 6 am. I worked nights, and ... more » LaComtesse: I am lucky, however, in that one of my neighbors is a professional pianist and so I get to hear him practice all the time from the hallway (I can't he... more » FraggleIraq: No Longer Smells Like Teen Spirit: my neighbors seem to have several of these cd's. there's "random mardi gras parade 3 months too late in a residential neighborhood", "illegal pitbull ... more » vamusical: Who needs a CD when they have a clarinet, piano, AND saxophone lying around? more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: Why buy this when my neighbors already have "Play Transformers loudly at 1 am when my poor mom has to go to work at 7 the next morning"? Yes, it was s... more » Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!: Obnoxious neighbour stories, anyone? I lived in a block of flats a year or so ago. One morning, at 5 or 6 - don't remember which, but it was on the d... more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: Unfortunately I'm afraid we might be those neighbors right now. Our car is having a sensor issue and the alarm goes off randomly because it doesn't se... more » kapoosta: Shit..I think my neighbors already have this CD. more » Ailanthus-altissima: Basically any Anal Cunt release would probably annoy the neighbors more than anything on this CD. more » LaComtesse: My neighbors already have "Reggaeton played as loudly as humanly possible at all hours from your car," "Car alarm," and "Shouting--cuz why speak when ... more » -
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News of First Major Progressive Legislation in 30 Years Enrages Liberals
Ugh. Shut up, bill-killing liberals. You know who has more liberal cred than all of you? Bernie Sanders, who secured $10 billion for community health and then voted for cloture. -
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Mayim Bialik Did Not Exactly Adore Her WNTW Outfit
Two kids and a neuroscience doctorate down, the actress formerly known as Blossom Russo has decided to get back into acting. Obviously, as mentioned by Hortense, she called Clinton and Stacy. There was just one problem: More » -
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Hate Your Neighbors? This Is The CD For You!
Feel like getting revenge on your annoying neighbors? Well now you can, thanks to the "Annoy Your Neighbor" CD, which comes with such cringe-worthy tracks as "off-the-hook phone." They'll call the cops on you in no time! [RandomGoodStuff]
