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more about #shortshorts JLady: Skinny and long-legged yes, but does she come with a cookboook? more » Nuckin Futz for you: Wow, see I had Barbies growing up but my mom did not buy me Barbie herself. She bought me her teenage sister Skipper and bought Barbie sized clothes f... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Collector's Item or no, this is kinda ridiculous. When will they drop the charade and just make the Barbie they *really* want to make: Perfect Woman B... more » Ashley Palko: So basically she looks like a regular Dallas cheerleader? more » laurasaurus: I read about this before; for this kind of doll they use the "Model Muse" body, which is skinnier and long-leggier than the regular body. The Next-Top... more » Maulleigh: Meh, I'm going to play devil's advocate but is this really aimed at children or the collectors market? more » Kenyakarma: Hey at least she has brown hair. Step up from the original if your not blonde your not even close to beautiful Barbie. more » BabyJane: Gimme' A BGimme' An OGimme' AN O What Does It Spell? BOO! more » theysaidwhat: The rest of the series will include: Barefoot and Pregnant Barbie The Girls Next Door Barbies (boxed set with Hugh Hefner action figure) Plastic Surge... more » philoclea: See, I just got a job in Dallas, so I'm sort of tempted... more » TakeADeepBreath: I am however, pleased that this TOADY (Toys Oppressive And Destructive to Young Children) award exists. more » SaintNora: Am I crazy for not seeing how this is any worse then any other barbie? Cheerleaders work as hard as any dancer/gymnast, and i don't see how the outfit... more » kimsama: Oh my god, I bought one of these yesterday! Really big head on a twiglike, dessicated body. It was delicious. Oh, no, wait...that was a lollipop. more » TakeADeepBreath: I bet that awful plastic surgery doctor from yesterday could find places where she needs lipo. more » meg9: I'm SO glad I don't have kids yet. What kind of thoughts spin around a little girl's head when they are playing with these kinds of things? *sigh* more » pandorasmittens: Also, Barbie's femur is so long that her legs are bowing. It reminds me of the bendy legs on that Betti Spaghetti doll. more » Katxyz: I for one thing it's wonderful. Barbie was really letting herself go the past few years, thickening her waist and all that. No wonder Ken left. It ... more » kkatt: Debbie Does Body Dismorphic Disorder more » Dottie Gale: Because the real Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are so much more empowering?* *Note, I am aware that cheerleading is a sport that requires way more athlet... more » pandorasmittens: I remember reading an editorial written by a former makeup artist of the Cowboys cheerleaders. They mentioned that the women have to wear multiple lay... more » -
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The Worst Toy Of The Year
And! The winner (loser) of the TOADY (Toys Oppressive And Destructive to Young Children) Award is… Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Barbie, whose "skimpy outfit" lets children view her "impossibly long legs and dangerously thin body." [Brandfreak]
