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BytheSea: Ugh. Too short, high wasted, stupid looking frills. It's alla very immature look, like the girls never stopped wearing their 5th grade wardrobe. I'd l... more »
Scoithniamh: My absolute favorite thing about Urban Outfitters (and Anthropologie's): their website has reviews of all the clothing. I think that's a wonderful id... more »
Aesop's Foibles. YES.: #s 7 and 8. All the way. When I started receiving UO catalogs, I was really unimpressed, but lately I've had some lusty feelings toward a few of their... more »
HannahBethD: How much is the pink ruffle skirt in #8? Because I got in black from Target and it was only $17. more »
femme-bot: I might need 3 and 7 more »
LBB: The first picture reminds me of the morning-after-the-party scene in 200 Cigarettes. The subsequent pictures remind me that I can't wear anything UO ... more »
PaigeTurner: I couldn't figure why they all look so lonely and glum. But #6 clued me in. She is wearing a dunce cap, obviously all these ladies are in vintage dete... more »
Mary McCarthyite: The red shoes with the sheer leopard anklet thingies are pretty fug in No. 11. And No. 6 makes me think of the lyrics to "Tears of a Clown." more »
Tchotchke: The polka dot dress is cute. However, I tried it on and if you have boobs of a notable size, take heed: the polka dot pattern creates an optical illus... more »
miriam.heddy: The fun thing about being plus sized is that most maternity clothing doesn't actually fit you if you dare get pregnant (because, y'know, fat women don... more »
catherine002: I run a plus size boutique online and can tell you just how hard it is to find beautiful, high quality, stylish clothing in sizes larger than a 14. B... more »
SocialAnimal: I'd love to see a story on the Jez about petite shopping/the incredible bias against petites in the clothing industry. Maybe there just hasn't been on... more »
Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Is anyone else bothered by that comment from the "well endowed"(huge rack?) woman? Her point about how scaling things up is not enough is well taken,... more »
Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I love the irony of that last comment, wanting to banish the article to Jezebel. Because at Jezebel we hate and banish other points of view in order ... more »
scullymurphy: Ugh! I just clicked on the links attached to the article and I'm sorry but those clothes are not cute or hip! Why even write the article, Chronicle, ... more »

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Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of One
There are some really nice outfits in this Urban Outfitters catalog, but, apparently, they're meant to be worn when you're in a room by yourself. More »
#stylefile

Good, Bad & Ugly: Plus-Size Shopping Story Serves Up Inspiration, Idiocy
In an article for the San Francisco Chronicle, Sylvia Rubin writes, "Here's the good news about plus-size fashion. The industry is more or less listening to what women want." Eh. Sorta. More »
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Shopping With "The Lohan's"
As mentioned in Dirt Bag, the Lohan family is shilling shit on a site called LohanHouse.com. Slogan: "Real People Live Here." Real, misguided people! More »
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Harry & David's Merry, Mouth-Watering Christmas With A Crunch
The fruit in the Harry & David catalog may not appeal to you, but what about cookies? Cheesecake? Peppermint bark!?!?! Ugh. So hungry right now. More »
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Free People: Let's Pretend It's The Summer Of '69
California dreamin'… on such a winter's day! Let's play Summer Of Love! Let's dress like Janis and listen to Jimi! Let's pretend the '70s, '80s, '90s and '00s never happened! Let's pretend $78 is a fair price for frayed shorts! More »
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Anthropologie's Hazy Shade Of Winter
Look around, make a sound… There's overpriced stuff to be found! More »
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Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
You see, Mr. Claus, I think we should talk about it. More »
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Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
The new Barneys New York catalog urges, "Have A Witty Holiday." Shopping the pages, you realize: You can't afford one. More »
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19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
Strange things are afoot in the Sky Mall catalog! Check out lasers, kitty spaceships and sneakers that will make you "look like a million dollars" in a gallery, beginning below. More »
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Free People Wishes You Hippie Holidays
If you're a trust fund kid who longs to look worldly, poor and thoughtful, you're in luck. The November Free People catalog knows that nothing says "Christmas" like overpriced crochet and a headband. More »
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Silver Belles & Butt Floss: Christmas At Frederick's Of Hollywood
Silent night? Holy night? Not when you're shopping for ass trinkets and "secret" Santa crotchless panties! Fun stuff from the Frederick's Of Hollywood catalog, after the jump. More »
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Preclears On Your List? Shop The Scientology Holiday Catalog
A million thank yous to the reader who mailed me the Dianetics & Scientology Holiday catalog! With so much crazytown inside, it's the gift that keeps on giving. More »
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Delia's: Completely Mad For Plaid
I got a Delia's catalog in the mail today, and it seems like they're really banking on this '90s thing to take off: Everything is plaid. Or buffalo check. Everything. More »
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Urban Outfitters: Everything Old Is Fug Again
The latest Urban Outfitters catalog is like a blast from the past. But instead of pretty, mythic Joan-from-Mad Men-retro, the clothes inside are a vivid acid (wash) flashback — a living nightmare starring some of my worst '90s fashion moments. More »
#stylefile

Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk
The New York Observer's Michael Miller checked out the new Body by Calvin Klein Jeans, which have a "body-defining fit for an enhanced profile." In other words: A padded fly. More »
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Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come True
If you fantasize about remote-controlled zombies, Twilight action figures, mod Barbies or a doll of that new black princess from Disney's The Princess and the Frog, you're in luck: Entertainment Earth has what you need. More »
#jezenomics

Books Take On New "Dark Continent:" Women's Buying Habits
Hot on the heels of Why Women Have Sex comes an investigation into another aspect of the mysterious behavior of Woman: why she buys shit. More »
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Halloween At Dean & Deluca: The Trick Is Being Able To Afford The Treats
Halloween may be a very kid-oriented holiday, but you'd better have a grown-up bank account to shop for the delicious desserts in the new Dean & Deluca catalog. For instance: More »
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Man Shops Globe: The World Is Your Boho Bazaar

Anthropologie head buyer Keith Johnson — starring in the new show Man Shops Globe — says that his goal is to make the store feel like "no other retailer." But there are 120 stores. And more to come. More »
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Layaway: The Unsexiest Thing In The Entire World
It made news when KMart reinstated what the Washington Post terms "that financial relic of the past," layaway. Because, as Real Housewife Kim would say (and she would!), "that's not cute." More »

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