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more about #shialabeouf more comments → pantsless economist...access RESTORED: anndddd...now i'm watching an episode on youtube. #shialabeouf more » whoneedslight: I'm thinking Dave Gahan biopic. Who's with me! #shialabeouf more » JessickerFletcher: Man, Even Stevens was literally the best show ever on the Disney Channel. Remember the musical episode? Who would've thought that this is what Louis w... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: God, I want pretzels. Starving. Wait, were there men here? more » sassyredhead: Yes I'd love to tour the Southland In a traveling minstrel show Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh Sound just like a record on the phonogr... more » morninggloria: On the main page, I thought that this was Benjamin Bratt (ladyboner rising... rising...) -- but then I clicked on it, and it was Shia LeBeouf (ladybon... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Between this and Indiana Jones, it seems Shia has certainly monopolized the sought-after "apprentice to sextagenarian men earning a paycheck by making... more » FroderickFronkensteen: Methinks those pants be a bit too small in several regions... more » NefariousNewt: And he is just a player. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I know it's a lot to hope for, but maybe Oprah's new selection is the Boonsdocks comic strip series, "Public Enemy #2". I know that it's not, but sti... more » heykoukla: Oh, Kelly Osbourne, being scared of something means you should completely avoid doing it. That is how I have remained: a. a nobody, and b. unsucce... more » Dancingfrog: The Jack Klugman story is heartbreaking. Reality stars can just keep sueing and then getting another reality show and get more money and sue again, bu... more » Breamworthy: This made me realize how much stupid media speculation I've absorbed about MJ. I clicked on the link for the doc who said he wanted to impregnate her,... more » Antennapedia: ...am I the only person who has the Eddie Izzard voice for their GPS? "Bear right... MONKEY LEFT!" more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I am now fixated on the GPS voice-thing. I want Sean Connery on mine. SO bad. more » -
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Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
- Jessica Biel is "the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace," according to security software firm McAfee.
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J-Lo Turns 40, Jon Wants His Own Show, And Paris Claims She Inspired Michael Jackson
- Jennifer Lopez kicked off her 40th birthday on the set of her new film at midnight last night with champagne and a giant chocolate cake...that had a picture of herself on it. J-Lo: Team Cake! Who knew? [USWeekly]
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Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
- Forbes compiled a list of high-earning celebrities under 30, and Beyoncé is at number one: She brought home an estimated $87 million over the last year, which buys a lot of leotards. [Mirror]
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Shia LaBeouf Explains His Weird Mom Comments, Still Thinks His Mom Is "Fly As Hell"
- Shia LaBeouf on his mommy comments: "It was Mother's Day coming up and I don't have any problems appearing crazy to make my mother smile, but she is the most beautiful woman on this planet and I love her. [Extra]
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Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have broken up. Again. This report claims:
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Polish Catholics Protest Madonna; Danny Drunk Again On Morning TV
- Catholics in Poland are urging the government there to cancel Madonna's August 15 concert, saying…
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Paris Hilton Loves Doggie Style; David Carradine Loved "Elaborate Sexual Devices"
- Paris Hilton's dogs live better than you do. She posted pictures via Twitter of their doghouse—for her 13 purse-sized dogs—that was designed as a mini version of her own home. [Daily Mail]
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Angelina Is All-Powerful; Clooney's Getting Served; Ricci's Romance Over?
- Contrary to a report in the National Enquirer, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not splitting up. In fact, they're in love. Imagine that! [Us Magazine]
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Britney's Going Through The Motions; GaGa Wants Foursome With Jonas Bros.
- Is Britney being forced to tour? An insider says she's emotionally fragile, but her father insists the show must go on. The source claims:
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A-Rod & Kate Hudson Swap Spit; Gwyneth & ScarJo "Catfight"
- Damn Yankee Alex Rodriguez — previously linked to Madonna — was seen MAKING OUT with Kate Hudson in Miami. Isn't she into hairy hippies? [Page Six]
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Heidi Montag Plans To Unleash Miniature Spencer Pratt Army On The World
- Oh, yikes. According to Stephanie Pratt her brand new sister-in-law, Heidi Montag wants "four boys, four Spencer Pratts!" Creepy flesh colored beard enthusiasts across the country are no doubt celebrating this slightly terrifying news. [USWeekly]
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Amy Winehouse Is Hospitalized, Lily Allen Is Dissed By Joan Collins, And Shia Really Loves His Mom
- Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for dehydration after she "fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part."[TheSun]
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Lindsay Still Friends With Sam; "Did Chris Brown Start The Swine Flu?"
- At the launch of her spray-tanning line Sevin Nyne, Lindsay Lohan said of criticism about her weight, "I like the way I look." She added that she and Samantha Ronson are still in touch.
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Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
- As you'll recall, Shia LaBeouf injured his hand in a car crash in July 2008. He says: "I'll never be back to 100 percent or have full recovery." And:
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Madonna's Moving On Up; Shia Discusses Gruesome Hand Surgery
- Madonna purchased a $40 million Upper East Side townhouse equipped with 13 bedrooms, nine fireplaces, and an elevator. She'll stay in her other NYC residence while she renovates her new fixer-upper. [New York Magazine]
