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more about #sharonosbourne CurtCole: They'll never win Super Market Sweep without matching outfits, just saying. #ozzyosbourne more » Raised-byHeathens: No Ozzy! There are Triscuits right behind you! You don't need to bite the head off of anything! #ozzyosbourne more » CashMoneyHoney: Hey! I'm note allowed to bring my dog in the grocery store. #ozzyosbourne more » Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: Harry Pothead! #michaellohan more » Maggita: I'm not naming names, I'm just saying there are a lot of jobs out there that are way easier than sitting down all day writing stuff and surfing the in... more » keldo: Sorry Sharon. Throwing another woman under the bus based on her looks...for a laugh? Blergh. #michaellohan more » Habibiti: Hi, Posh, this is Kettle. Did you just call me black?? #michaellohan more » victoria.saxon: Carlo's (Cake Boss's bakery) cakes ARE delicious. And their Italian pastries are to die for. I have the extra ten pounds from working at a restaurant... more » LvV: I have no problem at all with what Tony Hawk said. It's true. #michaellohan more » phantom lady: Dear Carrie and Levi, You have done nothing that is memoir worthy. Please stop. Phantom Lady #michaellohan more » Tchotchke: "Cake Boss" is the poor man's "Ace of Cakes." There! I said it. Those hipster/slackers on the Food Network just warm my heart and make me laugh. I lo... more » frugal: Why Nonna gotta Juddge so swiftly? #michaellohan more » marshmallory: Jason Schwartzman needs a hug. From me. NAKEY. #michaellohan more » annebreal: OMFG you guys, Edward and Bella are really in love!!!! And they were just waiting til November to tell us! I don't know WHY they would time it out lik... more » rd2uk: please god dont let the edward+bella thing be true. id ont think i can handle the media frenzy that will ensue from it. i hope the author lady is just... more » Triana Orpheus: "There's somethin' I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine... more » rixatrix: NEWSFLASH: Gina Davis human! Possibly going through menopause! Wait, that's not news. Aren't there any possible terrorists for us to fixate on this m... more » madeofawesome: I think Johnny helping Nicolas Cage out is great. And I think he should only help under the condition that Cage not make any more movies. Ever. #micha... more » colormeroutine: Regardless of any order of protection, isn't it illegal to record someone without their knowledge? #michaellohan more » dreamweave: Oh Johnny, you had me at 21 Jumpstreet, but your long memory and kindness adds kerosene to my eternal flame. #michaellohan more » -
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Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
- Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?
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Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
- It's Complicated's Alec Baldwin has amazing body image. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That's a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging." But when it comes to cosmetic surgery, Baldwin says:
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Chris Brown Does Remember Assaulting Rihanna, He Just Won't Talk About It
- In the teaser footage from Larry King Live, it seemed like Chris Brown didn't remember assaulting Rihanna. But Chris has released a statement which reads:
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Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
- Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so on. How on are they?
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Paula Abdul Kisses Idol Goodbye; Penelope Cruz Pregnant
- Paula Abdul will not return to American Idol. This announcement comes via her Twitter. She wrote:
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Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse
- Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]
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Amy's Comeback Gig Is A Total Disaster
- Don't call it a comeback: Amy Winehouse's attempt to restart her career in St. Lucia was a disaster, with audience members booing her as she stumbled about and forgot the lyrics to her songs. [DailyMail]
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Lindsay Lohan Skips Court
- Lindsay Lohan won't be in court today to respond to a warrant for her arrest, but her lawyer will be there. The attorney claims it's all a misunderstanding, to which we say: Sure, sure. [AP]
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Angelina Jolie Wigs Out
- Angelina Jolie started working on Salt yesterday, and her character, rogue CIA operative Evelyn A. Salt, has a couple of different looks:
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New Details Emerge About Chris Brown/Rihanna Incident
- Updates on the Chris Brown and Rihanna incident:
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What Really Happened At The Charm School Reunion
Of all the drunken, cheap-weaved, garish-breasted, skanky behavior among the women in the Charm School cast, Sharon Osbourne is perhaps the most disgusting of the bunch. More »
