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more about #shannendoherty more comments → Hiroine Protagonist: DID Nancy Reagan have a tag sale? Why do the 80s just keep re-vomiting up their heinous fashions? Who is responsible for this? Is someone in the fashi... more » Yaffle: It always used to be that brown accessories (shoes, bag, etc.) were off limits when one was wearing black. It was one of those 'rules' like "blue and ... more » lilbobbytables: Zooey Deschanel is so twee, and I loves it. I imagine that she is constantly surrounded by cartoon birds singing winsome tunes. #13thannualhollywoodaw... more » the glamwich: any minute now a green pipe is going to burst through the red carpet and a tiny Italian plumber is going to whisk julianne moore away. #13thannualholl... more » Plum-Pie: Zooey's outfit is so twee, I can't look directly at it. Julianne Moore could give lessons in 'How to choose your best orange' but I feel the cut is a... more » Ailatan: Julianne Moore - Anne of Green Gables Puffed Sleeves Edition How awesome is that thought? Quick! Someone get the Delorean from the doc we need to mak... more » stacyinbean: I need to know more about this black dress of an ex-girlfriend! #13thannualhollywoodawardsgalac... more » marshmallory: Are those Froot Loops glued to the tops of Zooey's shoes? #13thannualhollywoodawardsgalac... more » bluebears: Zooey Deschanel (sp?) looks utterly ridiculous. #13thannualhollywoodawardsgalac... more » marshmallory: Charlize's shoes are perfectly fit for a Cullen. Blood-red, black, and sparkles. I WANT THEM. #13thannualhollywoodawardsgalac... more » sybann: Did Courtney home school The Bean? more » pmarble: godDAMNit. It's YOU'RE. I couldn't get past the first damn word of Frances Bean's "open letter" and won't read any more. Sorry, but the use of your... more » raphaela: Dear Frances, I wish I had a famous parent or sibling whose coattails I could ride into D-list celebrity of my own. As you get older, dear, you will ... more » KATE!: i kind of think francis bean is same shit, different package. being angsty is a right of passage in american adolescence, its true, but she is just as... more » Superawesomerad: So is Jesse Eisenberg the new Michael Cera, or just the poor man's Michael Cera? more » -
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A-List All The Way At Hollywood Awards Gala
The 13th annual Hollywood Awards Gala Ceremony (how's that for a generic title?), held at The Beverly Hilton Hotel, was awesome. Think A-list stars, and clothes to match. But you don't have to take my word for it: More » -
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Frances Cobain Lashes Out At Ali Lohan; Brad & Jen's "Secret" Meeting
- Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan. Would you like to know what it says? Here goes — and consider it to be [sic]-filled:
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Kristin Makes Bank; Brit Wants To Meet Queen; Susan Boyle Leaves Clinic
- You may want to just give up on life: Kristin Cavallari is getting $63,000 per episode to "play" a "villain" on The Hills. [PopCrunch]
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John Mayer & Jen Aniston: Not Engaged, Maybe Broken Up
- John Mayer did not, repeat did not buy an engagement ring for Jennifer Aniston. [Us Magazine]
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Does Britney Know Why The Caged Bird Sings?
- Following complaints from PETA, Britney has announced that she won't feature animals on the Circus tour. A PETA spokesperson explained what they think changed Brit's mind (and it wasn't the potential animal cruelty lawsuit).
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