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more about #shakira rodmanstreet: To be fair, Shakira is very petite. That's actually a dachshund. more » token_illiterate_commenter: I'm a former Dane owner, but I don't recognize that coloring. I do know that they are going to have a very large dog leaning on them in about 5 seconds. more » lauralauramc: um, dodai, that's a horse. more » logruszed: Courtney love should have followed the advice that Robert Downey Jr. gave Ben Stiller in Tropic Thunder. more » lo-mantang: I think halloween dressing up as Dana Barrett/Zool and having Sigourney Weaver opening the door to me would probably just beat out my wedding for high... more » Wishnick: That quote from John Krasinski is just too cute. If he hadn't made License to Wed, I'd think he was just about perfect. more » GreyCat: We would all prefer Frances Bean not to become a Jamie L. Spears but we would really prefer for her not to become another Courtney Love. And why am I... more » Scout: Again, a decent publicist could be helpful... as would sending Courtney away to a cabin in bum fucked egypt more » CupcakeMonster: "i very much miss my daighter, i know she knows how miserable i am im despairing and so sad, so so sad, but i just want to help her be happy, thats it... more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I miss Live Through This era Courtney Love. I even miss circa 1997 People vs. Larry Flynt Courtney Love. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): 1- I cannot stop giggling when I picture Wolf Blitzer interviewing Shakira. I don't know why. 2- I will never complain about my personal mother/daug... more » Triana Orpheus: What the fuck is Courtney Love's obsession with all things Spears? Frances is going to have one hell of a tell-all. more » theysaidwhat: Courtney, I'm sure that by now even YOU have heard of the internet and it's everlasting and public qualities. If you have private thoughts that you wi... more » squeakel: Can anyone translate this? "perez you know what YOUR lawyer saud? to a client? "if shed just give in and sell rest for 15 million all of this would d... more » LaComtesse: I'm beginning to think Courtney Love is a lolcat, because her misspellings are pretty consistent... "I can haz mai daighter?!" more » AnnieSaBu: When I first glanced at the title of this post, I read, "Courtney writes about France again." And I thought to myself, "Oh no." Writing about Frances... more » clevernamehere: With all the talk about "women's" films today, I recommend Young Victoria, which I saw last night at a preview screening. It isn't totally perfect (I... more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Her Madgesty says that all of her kids are into dancing and "secretly" study with her dancers. Secret keeping: not Madonna's strong suit. We all saw ... more » lisas: Domestic violence is never ok, no not even if he was sleeping with 20 porn stars. more » pesematology: Nice to know that being six feet tall makes you immune to weight gain? more » -
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Ready To Run With The Big Dogs
[Punta del Este, Uruguay; December 20. Image via INFDaily.]
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Courtney Writes About Frances Again; Jon & Kate Divide Their Assets
- Courtney Love threatened to sue Perez Hilton for publishing her messages about Frances Bean Cobain, yet she posted about her daughter again today saying, "im angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears."
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Madonna's Son Is A Madonna Fan; Springsteen Supports Marriage Equality
- OMG. Is the world ready for little 4-year-old David Banda? Madonna says, when it comes to her work: "He knows every song, every word, every step, and he wants to wear all the costumes." And:
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Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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An Education: Shakira Agitates For Schools In The Economist
Shakira, who once made headlines for going to UCLA to study Western Civilization, is making it known that she isn't the average pop star. This week, she takes to the pages of the Economist to advocate for education. More » -
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Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
- Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]
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Bambi, Not Turkey!
Herewith, a fundamental difference between America and Germany: here, parents don't let kids watch Bambi; there, they name an awards ceremony after it! (Also, they do that while we eat turkey.) And Kate Winslet and Shakira join them in Potsdam... More » -
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Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
- Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.
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American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
The 2009 American Music Awards, at Nokia Theatre L.A., had the boldfaces: Rihanna, Reba, Paula, Shakira, Alicia, Kelly and hundreds more. And it had clothes: amazing and bizarre. And, oh yeah, it had Bobby Trendy. More » -
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Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down
- Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]
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Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
A lot of entertainers made the trek to Berlin - Beyonce, Shakira, Lil Kim, Juliette Lewis, Katy Perry and, obviously, the Hoff - because, apparently, you can wear the most ludicrous of getups and no one cares. More » -
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Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
- Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:
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Lindsay Sees Herself As "A Target," Morrissey In Stable Condition, And Bradley Asks Renee For Some Space
- Lindsay Lohan wasn't surprised by the negative reaction to her Ungaro debut, as she feels people are always out to criticize her: "I am a target. I don't know why I am, but I am, and I accept that." [TimesOnline]
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Lindsay Refuses Rehab; Co-Star Says Cruise Made "Constant Homophobic Comments"
- Lindsay Lohan's friends and family want her to go to rehab but she's not having it. A source says her parents' public bickering would "drive even the most normal of people over the edge" and Linds is drinking to cope.
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Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
Tonight's episode features Gerard Butler as our host, Shakira as our musical guest, and most likely, about 800 or so jokes about the Balloon Boy and his family. But will it be funny? Let's find out. -
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SNL Live Thread Tonight!
Don't forget: our Saturday Night Live thread will be up tonight, as we watch host Gerard Butler and musical guest Shakira try to improve upon last week's episode. Is Butler funny? I guess we'll have to wait and see. -
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Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
- For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:
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Beyoncé Smells Like Money; Russell Simmons Loses His Shit Over Where To Sit At Charlotte Ronson
- As predicted, Beyoncé will have a fragrance by springtime. For the rights to her name, Sasha Fierce is set to earn up to $20 million over the next three years. [WWD]
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The VMAs, In Which "V" Stood For Vagina
The MTV Video Music Awards always bring out some spectacular trainwrecks, but 2009's, at Radio City, was a vagina-showcasing, skintight, navel-plunging, transparent house of horrors that either said something really optimistic about the economy or foretold the end of days. More »
