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more about #sexshops Jack_Burton: I wonder if he gets aroused by the scent of Armor-All... more » Nuckin Futz for you: Uh I have to say I love you girls/guys. You brighten up my gloomy workday. Now if only I could stop chuckling to myself making everyone in the office ... more » rollergirl76: That business got fucked in the end. more » hatepaperdoll: The thin blue line must be pretty pissed about Officer Suckit being treated like this. I'll bet Commissioner Bukkake and Lieutenant Nasty are all over... more » stacyinbean: I love how it's specifically labeled "Love Doll." Nothing anyone does with that doll is related to love. NOTHING. more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: At least he wasn't putting them back into their boxes for unsuspecting customers. more » Edna Sednitzer: If I knew how to insert an image, I would post a picture of this: [www.motleycrow.com] why yes, it's the Inflatable Bonking Sheep doll! (yes, I am sti... more » deitybox: He just knows that his seed will magically turn one of them into a REAL WOMAN and be his soulmate and they'll live happily ever after. more » LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: Errr... at least he cleans up his messes. There's nothing worse than the guy who blows his load and won't get up to grab you a towel. Ya know? more » Pocahaunted: I love this! His passion for blowup dolls just cannot be restrained! Brings me back to the era when I worked in a sex shop in Venice, CA. We had guys ... more » dancerevolution: So many possible jokes here... blows, tight spaces, messes. Can't decide. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Officer Sukkit. I'm dying over here. more » AthertonMerriweather: Sucks to be a blow-up doll. You're always being left deflated and unsatisfied :( more » Steve_Holt: Smashes through walls? I think we all know who the culprit is: The Incredible Hulk! more » hydrogen_jukebox: At least he's not doing it to real women. (It's gloomy here in NYC. I'm trying to look on the bright side. Semi-fail.) more » BabyJane: Talk about love em' and leave em'. more » hharlowe: Wait. Why is there a colon between Officer and Sukkit? more » devilchyld22: Damn, you can't just throw your girl on the street like that homie. Just because shes a blow up woman doesn't mean shes not a woman! They deserve resp... more » NefariousNewt: You blow a girl up, have sex with her, then just dump her on the street... typical. more » cuteasabutton: Also. OMG this is my home town in Australia. I knew there was a reason I left. more » -
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Crimes Of Passion
An Australian man in Cairns has been breaking into sex shops and having sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning them on the street. More »
