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more about #sexiness more comments → Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Meh. These kind of suck. I'm not totally against the idea, but the actual portraits of Alice are pretty close to the nekkid wimmins pics that prison i... more » Elaken: I like the drawing sans Alice because she just doesn't seem to fit in. I do like how she is drawn though. I would have expected her body to be exagg... more » BabyJane: This brings a whole new meaning to the song "Your Body is a Wonderland." #barenakedladies more » Kivrin: See, I knew that Alice's adventures in Wonderland were all a dream -- but I never knew it was the kind of dream where she was naked and everyone else ... more » Rare Affinity: Were these images actually story boards from a proposed Roman Polanski version of "Alice in Wonderland"? #barenakedladies more » PaigeTurner: can i be an 11 yr old boy for a second and just say that that looks like a huge purple fart cloud more » theKP: I would blame the Slut-o-ween trend for this, but dressing up like Sexy Alice requires a costume. #barenakedladies more » boobookitteh: If one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small what pill makes you turn into a busty adult from a 7 year old? #barenakedladies more » winner: I would love to know what more middle-aged men fantasize about; it's just not discussed enough. Boing Boing's "sexy" is Winner's "banal." #barenakedl... more » morninggloria: You know that an opium trip has gone awry when your hallucinations begin appearing in the nude. That's when it's time to put down the pipe, put on yo... more » hydrogen_jukebox: My favorite mixture of Alice in Wonderland and sex is the Lost Girls series. Bonus: Wendy and Dorothy join in. Still weird as all get out, but less c... more » CurtCole: What's with the frilly red ribbon? Does it represent her menstruating? If you can show her nude I don't see the problem with showing her menstruating,... more » quantumcooney: I'm kind of disappointed that of all the Alice-themed pics, she's the only one that's ever nude... and fully human. What, you couldn't have thrown us... more » bluebears: Ok I clicked on the link to check them out and it took me to some porn site. I mean, I know they're "nudes" but I expected some arty site. Just saying... more » funnyface: If "sexy" to you is short for "menacing and slightly rapey" then I guess I sorta see it... #barenakedladies more » -
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Through A Looking-Glass, Darkly
BoingBoing calls this series of Alice in Wonderland nudes "sexy." Not sure that's the word we'd use, although they are kind of NSFW. Anyway, doubtful Lewis Carroll would agree, if you know what I mean. [BoingBoing via FrankBrunner] -
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How To Make Martha Washington "Sexy" To Women: Shoes, Silly!
Having determined that we're morons, historians have apparently decided that we need to see original First Lady Martha Washington as "sexy." Get, this, ladies! Her wedding shoes? "They were the Manolo Blahniks of her time." More »
