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more about #sexandthecitymovie Dancingfrog: If they're going to photoshop a poster this much, why not just hire a brilliant painter in the first place to paint a portrait of Carrie? Then it wou... more » Island of Misfit Toys: Is this even a photo? It looks ljke a very realistic drawing/cartoon. more » redparchment: Sex and the City . . . IN SPACE more » clochette: "Carrie On?" I really, really hope that the British PR people advise them against using that tagline in the UK. I'm assuming, by its appearance here,... more » JennaW: With all the lens flares, it looks more like Star Trek 2 -- which I'd kind of love to see what JJ Abrams would do with this poster as his starting point. more » Superrrdupa: Sorry guys, but I'm that person that will see this movie and be excited about it no matter what. I know, I know. I want to hate myself, but there's ... more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I'll say it..... I kind of like it. Plus the desert shades could be symbolic of her.... love life or social life or something (OK, I'm reaching) but I... more » Newsgirl: So... a giant, floursecent-lit, sequened number 2 doesn't follow you guys around everywhere you go? Weird. more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: This one sheet tells me nothing about the movie. Nothing. FAIL more » DaisyGamble: Dubai? I am totally stumped about this and don't know what to make of it. Also, is "Carrie On" part of the movie title? really? CARRIE ON? killing me ... more » Penny: I just remember seeing her wearing that dress when they started filming and thinking it looked reeeeaally comfortable. more » femme-bot: Dubai? Hasn't Dubai been over for a while now? more » Triana Orpheus: To be honest the poster looks as bad as I expect the movie to be. more » boobookitteh: Ha! And you thought the 'Electic Boogaloo' was a joke! I now have a mash up of Xanadu and Rock the Casbah in my head. more » Adora Belle Dearheart: Wait, is she a 5 story tall monster capable of crushing people with her giant gold brick in this sequel? I'd watch that. more » Ipomoea: I'm sorry, did Kanye design this? The shades, the lights.... I just think "KANYE!!!!!" more » pinkcrickets: Remember when there was that fad for 80's movie posters to look deliberately like cartoons, like below... It reminds me of that, only it's not delibe... more » missing_piece: Xanadu 2? more » Tchotchke: "Sex and the City 2: It's like Chernobyl, but with more shoes." more » hydrogen_jukebox: I would actually go see this movie, if it were about sexy, bug-eyed cyborg women and the giant, glittering numerical figures that love them. As per t... more » -
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Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster
Maybe, since the plot involves the ladies going to Dubai, it's supposed to look like a mirage? Thanks to the desert in her shades, I'll be humming "Rock The Casbah" for the rest of the day. [Buzzfeed] -
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"Toto, I Don't Think We're In Manhattan Anymore!"
[Marrakesh, October 30. Image via INFDaily.]
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Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
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Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
- Seriously, Jennifer Aniston, what the hell are you doing? First you signed on for desperado babyfever flick The Baster, now you're doing a movie called Pumas. That's right: PUMAS. The plot:
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Winehouse Back In UK; Angie & Brad Moving To NYC?
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been checking out a gorgeous building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Will they move the brood to New York? [Rush & Molloy]
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Angie & Brad's Bodyguard To Dish Dirty Details?
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's former bodyguard Mickey Brett might pen a tell-all or sell a TV show based on his life working for the A-list couple.
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