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more about #sethmeyers Jack_Burton: Seth, no Botox joke? It must have been tough. more » browngirlinthering: EW Roberto Cavalli reminds me so much of "the continental" from SNL. more » ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): I have a color changing face (when people put me on the spot). Thank goodness Seth doesnt share my affliction. more » suddenvalley: I hear that Cavalli's wine tastes like the urine of Satan after a hefty portion of asparagus. more » cate3710: Color-changing yacht?! I do not believe it. more » rodmanstreet: I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt, Margaret, and assume that when you called the joke "crude" you were making an oil pun. And for that I... more » AndNowForSomethingDifferent: Going Rouge is such a strange and wonderous typo. #sethmeyerssarahpalin more » dirtybee: Wait - Obama called her J.Lo? Ohhh I bet there was a bitchface she had to hold back. And I dont know why but this makes me very happy :-) more » marshmallory: That baby's little Michelin Man arms just make me wanna squee out loud and pinch the computer screen. more » jenrobe: That's one cute kid... wait a second. NALEIGH? STEPHANIE MEYER YOU COME HERE RIGHT NOW. A whole generation isn't going to know what a proper name lo... more » Opinionated one: Katherine Heigl, in my opinion, just does not get it. Is she so wrapped up in the Hollywood model of celebrity and PR, that she would think it perfec... more » JerkoftheMonth is changing her name!: I can't help but like Katherine Heigl, even though there's lot of hate for her. I'm happy for her. I like that her adoption doesn't seem as exploitati... more » rocknrollunicorn: Really, Rachel Evan Woods? Your character is going to get "more in-depth"? I'm assuming you mean "deeper." more » queen_caribbean: You can turn on your TV at any hour of the day and there's about a 95% chance that you will find a Full House rerun on somewhere. Even the unfunny Dav... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Mmmm Christopher Meloni can bust my chops any day! That's vaguely sexual right? What I'm saying is: I would do him. more » lulubella: I am not sure that John Lennon said that in 1996? more » SomeAuthorGirl: A duet with Madonna and Janet Jackson just made my 10 year old inner self go bonkers. more » labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: Naleigh? what the fuck. more » sybann: "A coyote ate my Daisy!" Too soon? more » marlo: I think it would be kinda neat if after everything, Kanye West and Taylor Swift could become friends. Or maybe just be able to joke about what happened. more » -
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Seth's The Third Wheel On Martha's Date With Cavalli
On her show today, Martha Stewart asked guests Roberto Cavalli and Seth Meyers if they have anything in common. Cavalli has a color-changing yacht and brought wine from his own vineyard, so that's a no. Clip at left. -
#clips
Palin Nixed Poehler's Dirty "Drill Baby Drill"
Last night on Letterman, Seth Meyers said at least one part of Going Rogue is 100% true: Sarah Palin did reject a crude (and funny) "drill baby drill" joke that Amy Poehler wrote for her SNL rap. Clip at left. -
#dirtbagafterdark
Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
- Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelley have completed the adoption of a 10-month-old Korean girl. They named her Nancy Leigh, after Katherine's mother Nancy and sister Margaret Leigh, but she'll go by the nickname Naleigh. [AP]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Trump Calls For Kanye Boycott; Kate Gosselin To Host Talk Show With Paula Deen
- Donald Trump is calling for people to boycott Kanye West due to "Swift-gate," "so this kind of thing doesn't happen again." He says, "He couldn't care less about Beyonce. It was grandstanding to get attention." From one who'd know. [TMZ]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Rosie & Star's Reality Show; Is Mayer Cuddling Up With Cavalleri?
- Did Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones bond over their mutual issues with Barbara Walters? They may do a reality show described as "Oprah and Gayle King's cross-country trip [mixed] with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's The Simple Life." [Perez Hilton]
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#really
Amy Poehler Returning To Weekend Update Throne
Amy Poehler will be joining Seth Meyers for at least the first two of SNL's Weekend Update Thursday specials, beginning September 17th. This takes some of the sting out of NBC making us wait until 10/15 for 30 Rock. [EW] -
#failinggeography
SNL Map Abandons Logic, Common Sense
That's India over in the West and France and Spain in the East, which means that the Philippines and Indonesia are right off the coast of Portugal. This has been bugging us. Click to enlarge. -
#snl
Amy & Seth Give Blagojevich The "Really?!" Treatment
In perhaps the only truly funny moment of last night's fairly weak Saturday Night Live, Amy and Seth use their very last "Really?!?" segment to go after Gov. Rod Blagojevich. Clip after the jump. -
