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    Flackette Goes Retro: Buying me a bottle of good bourbon and an almond creme cake is a much more foolproof bet. more »
    LadyFabulous: So I'm assuming some guy at Men's Health just got his paws on a DVD of the Sex and the City movie... more »
    likepenguins: Honestly, I never thought sex was all that confusing until I started scanning the covers of magazines at the grocery checkout. Now I feel like I shou... more »
    clevernamehere: This whole article is a monument for shitty advice. New shoes? I'm really not that into shoes, plus not every woman wears the same size across brand... more »
    LaComtesse: I'm most offended by the shoe thing, I am most concerned, however, about the whole "If she's quiet in the sack and you want her to be a screamer, go a... more »
    Diziet_Sma: So this is where some off those commenters on the Megan Fox thread get their crazy-assed ideas. We're doomed, DOOMED, I TELL YOU! more »
    pabs: And all this time...I could have been holding out and at least getting some shoes. more »
    velvet.fistfull of love: Is this what Megan fox was after with that last quote, is this how one wins in a heterosexual relationship? Oh, the power of the mighty vag. more »
    funzette: what the hell kind of person buys another person shoes? how do you know they'll fit? buying shoes as a gift for another human being has never occurred... more »
    greengrey: If I fail to initiate sex, there's probably something wrong with me. I may be sick. Or stressed. Or something else. A guy could :gasp: TALK to me and... more »
    Dodgergirl: I think Men's Health has made a decision to treat all women like Dug from Up. Our initial affection is easily won, but we're also easily distra-- SHOES! more »
    BetteD: Oh MH, you so gay. It's alright, you can stop frontin' any time. more »
    SarahHeartburn: I guess it's a step up from buying her a dishwasher? more »
    badmutha: Also, I like it when tabloids use the word "flux" in non-scientific ways. They should print a picture of Brad, Angie, and Jen under the big headline "... more »
    le monde is rond: Sometimes I wonder if Jennifer, Brad and Angelina every get together over coffee to read tabloids and have a good laugh. more »
  • #brotallyawesome

    A Quickie From Our Friends At Men's Health

    According to the folks at Men's Health, when your girlfriend fails to initiate sex with you, you should "buy her new shoes" to loosen her up a bit. Oh, Men's Health. Charming as ever! [Men's Health] More »
  • #enoughalready

    Time Machine Somehow Sends Sunday Times Back To 2005

    "News changes hour by hour, and you have to keep up or risk losing the plot. I'm referring, of course, to the three-way relationship in flux that is Brad and Angelina and Jennifer." [Times Online]
  • #seriously

    Interspecies Campaigning

    In a story that seems straight out of The Onion, PETA has begun a campaign to rename fish as “sea kittens” in order to improve their image. More »