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more about #serenawilliams scribbles: I believe that Tiger was AP's athlete of the decade. The male athlete of the year was a NASCAR driver. more » Tart of Darkness: Serena Williams has always been a great tennis player and a notorious bad sport. Naturally we chose to reward performance rather than sportsmanship. ... more » JerseyGrrrl: YES! YES! YES!! I will add this post to the e-shrine I've concocted for Serena. So deserved! And as for that outburst and its subsequent obsessing, ... more » Algernon: Young, Gifted, and Black. It's a shame that it's a dangerous thing in this country. Congratulations Serena keep making history. more » Treeless: She ranted and raved, posed nude, got slapped with a fine, and shilled tampons for Tampax. Strumpet stole my destiny. more » sassyredhead: I have been a men's tennis fan since 1979. I have never cared much for the women's side of the game, until this year. And Serena was part of the pull.... more » MsJanani: You know what? I don't care if she lost her temper. I have too; no one's perfect. And I'll always love me some Serena anyway. more » hfree: They named Tiger Woods athlete of the decade, not year. The AP named NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson male athlete of the year. Carry on. more » BestEuphemismEver: She was up against a HORSE? Wait, do they do this for male athletes, too? more » SomeAuthorGirl: I wonder if someone needs to tell Nike that a background check is only meaningful if the subject has actually gotten caught doing something. Unless b... more » GreyCat: "Gaga looks...surprisingly normal." And no one looks more surprised about that than Cyndi Lauper. more » BlondeGoddess: Brunch after 1.30? Isn't that known as lunch? more » IndignationCoordinator: Will Lacrox's whimsical new SNCF uniforms do anything to change the employees' jerktastic attitudes? If so, I suggest that he next craft uniforms for... more » fulanita: Brunch is the best thing in the world, ever. It's breakfast food, but with gossip and champagne. I would be highly suspicious of anyone who was anti... more » cinematheques: Who the hell is against brunch? I know! I always reserve my sundays for mimosas and eggs benedict! Journalism has officially jumped the shark. more » marshmallory: I love Helena Christensen for being obsessed with vocabulary and punctuation. And Cyndi & Gaga look absolutely flawless in that ad. more » GreyEminence: Ah, Helena Christiensen, I understand! I'm very exacting with my text messages, too. I've tried purposely inserting spelling/punctuation mistakes just... more » Penny: The Ferragamo family is so....chic. I just love them. And I am wearing a (gifted) pair of their shoes today and they're like slippers. more » Vulcan Has No Moon: Law Professor Alan Young notes that witchcraft charges don't actually target witches (no shit) but those who use fake magical powers to prey on vulner... more » Babydollkas: The woman wasn't charged with witchcraft. She was charged with "fraudulently pretending to practice witchcraft." If she actually believed that she w... more » -
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Serena Williams Named AP Athlete Of The Year
2009 was quite a year for Serena Williams. She ranted and raved, posed nude, got slapped with a fine, and shilled tampons for Tampax. But all that is water under the bridge now that she's the Athlete of the Year. More » -
#ragtrade
Lady Gaga Sells Lipstick With Cyndi Lauper; Nike Calls Tiger's Infidelities "A Minor Blip"
- Cyndi Lauper and Lady Gaga's M.A.C. Viva Glam ad is out. Gaga looks...surprisingly normal. [FWD]
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#leftovers
Woman Charged With Witchcraft • Serena Williams: Athlete Of The Decade
• A 36-year-old Toronto woman has been charged with witchcraft and fraud. She allegedly fleeced criminal lawyer Noel Daley out of $150,000 by claiming that she was the embodiment of his dead sister. • More » -
#tweetbeat
Pink's Show Tonight Was Awesome! But She's Sorry About That Girl Who Passed Out.
Today in Tweetbeat: Pink feels for an audience member, Sarah Palin indulges in weather-smugness, and if Whitney Port really loves walking alone so much why does she have to tweet while she's doing it? More » -
#crimeandpunishment
Grand Slam Issues Fine For Serena's Rant
Serena Williams has been fined a record $82,500 for shouting at a referee during the 2009 U.S. Open. She could also face suspension from Grand Slam tournaments, but only if she commits another "major offense." [ABCNews] -
#coverlies
December Glamour: Change We Can't Believe In
Michelle Obama, Rihanna, Serena Williams, Amy Poehler, and Maria Shriver are all fantastic choices for the cover of Glamour. Too bad they all have to share the December issue so Jessica Simpson can get her own month.
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#tweetbeat
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay wouldn't mind Lady Gaga's bear-coattails, Martha Stewart's dogs murdered an opossum, and Hugh Hefner has liked blondes in their 20s since the '30s. More » -
#goodbadugly
Glamour Celebrates Women Of The Year (Plus Steven Tyler)
Rihanna. Serena. Maria. Stella. Iman. Padma. Emme. Estelle. Gabby Sidibe. These were just a few of the boldfaces who bib-and-tuckered it at Carnegie Hall last night to honor Glamour's Women of the Year. And, yes, dude looked like a lady. More » -
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#dirtbag
Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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#tweetbeat
Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
Today in Tweet Beat, Tila Tequila is pleasantly surprised that her breasts can help others, Intervention's Ken Seeley tries hitting up Paris Hilton for some new clients, and Kim Zolciak believes she's being sabotaged. More » -
#tweetbeat
Chris Brown Is Still Tweeting About Rihanna
Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown still misses Rihanna and dishes out advice to men, Jenna Jameson wants everyone to know she didn't turn her back on porn, and Kendra Wilkinson is writing a book. More » -
#leftovers
Berlusconi Urged To Apologize For Sexist Remarks • Catholic Bishops Weigh In On Health Care
• Silvio Berlusconi recently made headlines after insulting a female politician during a live television show. He told Rosy Bindi that "I recognize you are increasingly more beautiful than you are intelligent." She replied: More » -
#maghag
Serena Williams Naked
ESPN magazine's first-ever body issue drops October 9. Why did In Touch ever put her on the "They Could Use A Little Work" page?!?! [JustJared] -
#tweetbeat
Eli Roth Is A Mama's Boy
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth's mom breaks into his house to leave him home-cooked meals, Stephanie Pratt is reading a book, and Elizabeth Taylor needs your prayers. More » -
#leftovers
Doctor Claims He Was Framed In Miscarriage Case • Gay Couple Refused Right To Wed In Moscow
• Dr. Edwin Erin, who, as we mentioned earlier today, has been charged with poisoning his pregnant lover, is claiming that Bella Prowse spiked her own drink in an attempt to frame him. • More » -
#flowrida
Why Don't More Celebrities Hawk Tampons?
Any pearl-clutching over Serena Williams doing Tampax ads seems kind of strange when you consider that the Women's Tennis Association was sponsored by cigarettes — specifically, Virginia Slims — for 20 years. More » -
#sisteract
Serena Williams On Sibling Rivalry, Apologies
Say what you will about Serena's supposed temper, but the relationship between the Williams sisters sounds pretty sweet. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Losing Daisy Leaves Jess At "Worst Place Ever"; Khloé Will Marry This Weekend
- One of Jessica Simpson's "friends" claims she's at her lowest point ever after losing her dog because, "Daisy was her baby... It's going to put her into a tailspin. It will put her into the worst place ever."
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#narcissusinbloom
We Are Not Experiencing An Epidemic Of Rudess, You F*cking Assholes
CNN's Ruben Navarrette Jr. says Joe Wilson, Kanye West, and Serena Williams are examples of "a rise in self-centeredness." But maybe the real problem is our desire to lump totally different types of bad behavior into an epidemic. More »
