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more about #semen more comments → whynotshesaid: I don't know about sperm quality, but I know about sperm taste. I once swallowed for a dude who subsisted on nothing but fast food and I nearly threw... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Makes sense that dudes with higher veg intakes would have better-quality sperm, since we already know how bad processed foods/excessive sodium/ fake c... more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: "ladies, I'm dating a man with the funkiest spunk." That was one of the funniest episodes of SATC. more » NefariousNewt: A sperm, by any other name, would taste as sweet... more » Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): They can eat as many bananas as they like, but, let's face it, it'll never be milkshake... more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: actually, I find that strangely relieving. After the seven-day super sperm article from yesterday, i was totally freaked, but my guy is veggie phobic ... more » nessalicious: If this taste thing is true then my menfriends must have been eating nail polish remover, rotten eggs, and oysters. more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: ̱Just how exactly was this study conducted? Because I'm getting quite a visual. more » so5minutesago: What's that bumper sticker, something like, "vegetarians taste better?" more » resonanteye: Ah, I love my home state. more » kithkin: Aren't there zoos in Oregon? I would hate to see the monkeys locked up as sex offenders, as feces are also included. more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: seagullin'... more » ketamineKitty: Dave Chappelle will be pleased to hear this. more » NefariousNewt: Pardon my flippancy, but aren't there already laws on the books for this? It's assault, isn't it? Did they have to come up with a special law, just fo... more » morninggloria: This is going to lead down the slippery slope of women suing their one night stands who never called for throwing semen into their vaginas. more » -
#thescienceofjizz
Five A Day
Researchers have found that eating fruits and vegetables can help improve semen quality. (And maybe taste?) Men who eat lots of meat and dairy products miss out on the antioxidants in plants, which leads to lower quality sperm. [UPI] -
#bukkakealert
"The Bill Too Gross To Talk About"
In Oregon, House Bill 2478 is on its way the governor. It will now be a sex crime to propel "a dangerous substance at another person," following an incident involving semen-throwing at a Target store. [The Oregonian] -
#privateeyes
The Semen Detection Spy Kit Comes To Amazon.com
Do you suspect your spouse is cheating? Are you paranoid about your teen having sex? These are just a few of the suggested uses for the Semen Detection Spy Kit. More » -
#badvertising
Hard To Stomach
This ad, for Imedeen skin-whitening tablets, manages to be both incredibly sexist and racist at once. Click for larger image. [Feministing & Copyranter] -
#spermtales
Every Sperm Is Sacred?
This clever commercial for the Olso Gay Festival, found on Feministe, shows lost sperm swimming confusedly around in someone's lower intestines. More » -
