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more about #selenagomez more comments → ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Benjamin. Bundchen. Brady. Poor kid. more » Penny: Benjamin is a great name. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Dammit, Benjamin was one of my few acceptable boys' names. more » DutchessOfDork: I'd be inclined to give Hasselblech some slack if she wasn't such a screaming harpy to anyone that got "facts" wrong. more » NellMood: No no no Sophia Loren! Don't take that quote away from me. I LOVE that quote. more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Hey, let's not knock the prom purse. Until every formal dress comes with deep, sturdy pockets, the cheap among us will grab the first thing that quali... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Was Roger not there? He's an Ambassador. Did he ditch? more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Holy Jeebus on the panty hose and open-toed shoes! I swear, that is a phobia with me. more » Cimorene: Holy shit is Alyssa Milano gorgeous. When I was a little kid I always wanted to look like that, in a dress that red. Like the Wayne's girlfriend at th... more » Scoithniamh: Alyssa Milano's dress is the perfect red. Actually, I would wear a few of these dresses: Cindy Crawford's, AM's, Emma Hennings's, Selena Gomez's...ma... more » sayah: Poor Ghada. I have not seen a dress this ill fitting since Stephenie Meyer and this: more » cate3710: I believe Barbie's casual Friday outfit is a mini-skirted version of that, actually. When you said "ankle bracelet" I thought you meant the police tr... more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Does anyone else want to join me in whipping out my sewing kit and HEMMING some of these ensembles? more » ElleL: I'm still mad at you over those cancer comments, Somers. Also, you look like an asshole here. more » kookoocachaw: Their, they're, there. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
- Jon Gosselin's having the worst week ever. Earlier, a judge ended his reality TV career and in his divorce from Kate Gosselin today, she got the house and most of the money, while he'll be making huge child support payments.
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#goodbadugly
'Tis The Season: Mayhem, Models At The Unicef Ball
The Unicef Ball, at the Beverly Wilshire, was a Big Deal. Cindy Crawford went all Barbie, Alyssa Milano went festive, and Joan Collins...well, you're just going to have to see her footwear for yourselves. More » -
#tweetbeat
Katy Perry Will Never Make An Exercise Video; Ellen Loves Portia for What She Said Today on The View
Today in Tweetbeat: Ellen loves her wife Portia's defense of equal marriage on The View, Katy Perry jokes about her trainer's body-snarking, and Emmy Rossum answers an obvious question with grace. More » -
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American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
The 2009 American Music Awards, at Nokia Theatre L.A., had the boldfaces: Rihanna, Reba, Paula, Shakira, Alicia, Kelly and hundreds more. And it had clothes: amazing and bizarre. And, oh yeah, it had Bobby Trendy. More » -
#ragtrade
Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani
- The Kardashian sisters are going to put on their thinking kaps and hopefully kome up with a kollection for Bebe. [Kim Kardashian]
- Which makes about as much sense as Jermaine Jackson's rumored clothing line. [Times Of India]
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#ragtrade
Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
- Lindsay Lohan, finally addressing her disastrously received first Ungaro collection, says, "I am learning." But she will be back in Paris for the next show! "It's already in January. I thought it was in March." January? January means couture.
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#goodbadugly
At Hollywood Style Awards, "Style" In Sneer Quotes
Morning, friends! Welcome to another glorious week and another baffling edition of The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly, where we answer the question: just how bad were the clothes at Hollywood Life's 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards? More » -
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Teen Dreams — And Nightmares — At Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party
The 7th annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party, held in L.A. on Friday, saw stars like Kelly Osbourne, Ashley Tisdale and 90210's AnnaLynn McCord sporting ensembles good, bad, and, yes, incredibly ugly. More » -
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#maghag
Taylor Doesn't Take Enough Credit For Inspiring Legions To Join "Team Jacob"
Taylor Lautner comes off as incredibly humble in his interview in Teen Vogue's October 2009 issue, especially considering that a two-second shot of his bare chest in the New Moon trailer made every girl at the MTV Movie Awards shriek. More » -
#ragtrade
Get Into Lindsay's Pants; Mizrahi Needs To Make Us All A Pie Already
- This speaks for itself: Win A Chance To Design Lindsay Lohan's Leggings. [FabSugar]
- Similarly exciting is news that Juicy Couture is launching a perfume called "Couture Couture." At a certain frequency of repetition, "couture" actually loses all meaning! [WWD]
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#magickingdom
Why Do All The Disney Stars Date Each Other?
Under the Old Hollywood studio system, PR departments claimed all their stars were dating. Sometimes it feels like Disney's doing the same thing with all their teens! More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy
- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Madonna Not At Risk For Swine Flu • Sarah Jessica Parker Expecting Twins
- If you get an email titled, "Madonna caught swine flu!" don't open it. The only thing that will be infected is your computer. [The Sun]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Lohan's Fashion Week Will Be Totally Sick
Lindsay Lohan is in New York for Fashion Week, but she is keeping it low-key: More » -
#mousetraps
That's Enough, Disney Girls
Once upon a time, the Disney Channel was a cable option that provided goofy fare like Dumbo's Circus, Donald Duck Presents, and The House At Pooh Corner. But then the 90's came. And everything changed.
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#booked
Ramona The Best: Why Does Hollywood Have To Ruin Everything?!
There's a Ramona movie coming out, and brace yourself, kids: it's not looking good. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
- Emily Blunt and John Krasinski: totally sitting in a tree, kissing and whatevs. Perez suggests "Bluntinski" as their celeb couple nickname, but we feel we can do better! How about Krunt? Or EmJo? [Perez]
