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more about #secretservice pesematology: "Our lives have been destroyed," she added blondly. A.Maz.Ing. more » vgnvxn: I can just picture these idiots cooking up this plan: "we'll just tell them to call us with the final decision, then be all 'omg, phone died! we bet... more » bishplz: '"Our lives have been destroyed," she added blondly.' what an awesome adverb. more » babymammajamma: If their phones were dead how were they posting to facebook ALL NIGHT from the actual event???? more » HowardRoarkLaughed: To give them credit, the America's Polo Cup claims to have been "founded on the historic 400th Anniversary of America." So by my math, that gives the... more » JinxyMcDeath: I imagine the secret service will be checking whether there was any cell phone activity from when Ms. Jones left her message until the Salahis crashed... more » Bookish Bohemian: Love this quote from the Governor of Virginia: "If somebody had said to me, 'Hey, someone in Virginia is trying to crash a party.' There are 7 1/2 mi... more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: Persuaded by their "manner," hmmm? more » Snowbunny: These words! I have never seen words like "blondly" before. Adding "-ly" to adjectives doesn't automatically make adverbs; "Shiny-ly" comes to mind ... more » KatyLou: "Journey for the Cure" sounds like the bullshit charity that Michael Scott randomly started on The Office when Meredith was suspected to have rabies. ... more » missbananafish: These are what Heidi and Spencer would be if they were older and didn't have the springboard of Laguna Beach/The Hills. more » BlondeGoddess: ...she added blondly. I take offense! It's people like her and Speidi who give us a bad name! more » shoroko: Truthfully, I wish there were some reason to prosecute them just because I'm grumpy about the fact that I've now ever heard of them ever. That being ... more » morninggloria: A really bad way to climb the social ladder is to piss off the people at the top. more » Leucadia: That hair took seven hours? Straight hair parted in the center? Although, every time I see the damn party pics AGAIN, I get more jealous of the sari.... more » PhDelish: How have they not be arrested yet? Like seriously? They could have had a bomb, or chemicals, or guns or something - and it doesn't ultimately matter t... more » GreyCat: It's a shame that cell phones don't have some sort of battery power icon that tells you when it is low. If she had only known, she could have recharg... more » linnyt is a walking cliché: I hope the congressional hearing and whatever tresspassing/ threatening national security charges they get are included in the Real Housewives show. more » likepenguins: "she added blondly" has got to be one of the best sentences I've read about this entire thing. Or perhaps ever. more » lauralauramc: i'm sorry but wtf is she wearing? it looks like its morning in that photo. you can't just throw some bullshit blazer over a bandeaux dress and expect... more » -
#thepartyline
6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
The more Michaele and Tareq Salahi try to tell their story of how they were "invited" to the White House, the more it looks like Swiss cheese. After the jump, we take apart some of their most ridiculous assertions.
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White House Crashers Say They've "Been Misrepresented By The Media"
White House party crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi went on the Today Show this morning to claim they were actually invited to last week's state dinner. Unsurprisingly, the White House and Secret Service disagree.
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White House Crashers Have Long History Of Ridiculousness, Malfeasance
As the White House and Secret Service determine whose head should roll for admitting Tareq and Michaele Salahi to Tuesday's state dinner, more revelations about the Salahis make it clear that White House gatecrashing hasn't been their only misstep. More » -
