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more about #secretary Skellatrix: See, now that's how I picture hortense. And in my mind she somehow moderates on a vintage typewriter! more » Jack_Burton: MOAR: more » suzannelb: "The IBM Electric does more for you than any other typewriter!" But does it double as a vibrator? Because that's what I look for in my appliances. more » Lucille van Pelt: ummm, isn't the point of a typewriter that the typing looks the same every time? more » LuvEwan: She's smiling so wide because she just handed him her resignation, the first line of which reads: Cram it with walnuts, ugly! more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: But doesn't she know guys don't make passes at girls that wear glasses. In the film version of this ad she takes off her glasses, lets down her glossy... more » Raederle: I wear glasses (never contacts) and am on the lookout for places to get fun, cheap frames. Any suggestions? more » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"Haha, One Of These Days I'll Shoot Myself From Boredom!"
"With the lightest touch, she turns out the most beautiful typing ever." While wearing completely awesome glasses, less. [Vintage_Ads]
