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more about #seanpenn more comments → Tulsi: Natalie Portman is already beautiful - why did they have to photoshop the crap out of her on the cover? more » Hooplehead: All I have to say is that if I had the option of hanging out with Marjane Satrapi, Sean Penn wouldn't even register. She is beyond amazing. more » kimberlyraye: Isn't it "Boinking?" Bonking it a hard hit to the head. Hello Cover Typo--an all new form of cover lie. Although, hitting the boss on the head seem... more » SUNNY1: Natalie Portman: "Good girls" don't apologize for rapists. more » bookling: You know, I've always had a big crush on Natalie Portman, and always had a ton of respect for her because of her intellect and (mostly) awesome choice... more » mordicai: No questions about howsacome she thinks Roman Polanski is an a-okay dude? more » AfroJezeBella: That shade of lipstick she's wearing on the cover... I do not like. WHY ARE YOUR LIPS PURPLE!? more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: who knows what secrets are hidden in those ellipses? "You don't yadda yadda sex." "I've yadda yadda'd sex." I'm feeling very Seinfeldy lately... more » Spike49: I read the article on shock therapy in this issue, and it was kind of interesting in that it made me want to look into it more. Basically this woman s... more » ginseng_you_sing: Rape apologist! I'm sorry, that's all I can think of when I see her face. more » PaigeTurner: I wish they would have asked her about Roman Polanksi; it's well-known her name is on that petition. Fair game. I don't particularly understand her p... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Not a huge fan of her acting resume, but she's got a damned good point about muses. What's the point of a woman being behind every good man if they ne... more » PandaGrrl: NP seems smart and funny and is gorgeous and if she would withdraw her name from the Polanski petition, we could be friends again. That said, the MC ... more » Eleanor Ramilly: Natalie, if you're jealous because Scarlett was better than you in The Other Boleyn Girl, let me assure you: You were both equally terrible. "I feel ... more » onomatopizza: my crrnt rltnshp rsltd frm scrt ffc ffr. ndrstnd th dngrs f t, bt mn, ws t ht. more » -
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Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
This month's Marie Claire includes a David Letterman-inspired article that explains why "bonking the boss" is a bad idea, yet still makes office affairs sound sexy. But more importantly, did Natalie Portman hook up with Sean Penn?
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Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
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Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
- Chris Martin was reportedly spotted kissing Kate Bosworth, a friend of his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow. An eyewitness reports, "At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate..."
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Aniston's Talk Show; Lindsay's Addiction; Rihanna's Love Boat
- Jennifer Aniston has agreed to do a weekly talk show for Oprah's new cable channel, OWN. A source says:
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Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn
- Late last night, TMZ published a report claiming that Maya Angelou had been taken to the hospital. However, a CNN news editor,Saeed Ahmed, posted on his Twitter page that Angelou's literary agent says the hospital rumors are false. [DetroitFreePress]
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Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
- Lindsay Lohan thew a fit at the G-Star runway show:
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Emma's Orientation Documented By Paps; Details On Alleged Tila Tequila Assault
- Emma Watson has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:
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Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
- After shooting a fight scene for The Bounty, a source says Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were "lovey-dovey" and "we saw him give her a little kiss." He was also throwing peanuts and popcorn in her mouth. [Radar Online]
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Robin & Sean Split For Third Time; Hailey Says Kate's "Going For The Sympathy Card"
- Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from Sean Penn due to "irreconcilable differences." They've already drawn up divorce papers twice before and announced their reconciliation in May.
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Colin Caught In Back Seat With Fan; Robin Wright: "I Don't Want" Sean Penn
- While filming a movie in London, a female fan snuck past security guards and climbed into the back seat of a car with Colin Farrell. A source says, "Colin went crazy and started screaming like someone had shot him..."
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Britney's Confused; Beyoncé May Be Sued; Blair Waldorf Nude?
- Britney shouted, "What's up London?" at a recent gig… In Manchester. Mancunians were irritated. [Daily Mail]
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Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have broken up. Again. This report claims:
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Tabloid Reporters Check Brooke Shields' Mother Out Of Assisted Living Facility
- In case you were wondering what "the lowest of the low" looks like: tabloid reporters allegedly checked Brooke Shields' 75-year-old mother, Teri, out of an assisted living facility in order to get a story. [People]
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Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"
- Christian Bale looks dirty and hot on the cover of the new EW! Inside, he talks about that infamous rant that was so popular it got turned into a dance remix:
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Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Pregnant; Carrie Prejean's Brother Is "Not A Skinhead"
- Lindsay Lohan ended a relationship with a woman a month ago and has been accused of being too thin... so clearly she's pregnant. She's also supposedly distraught because she doesn't know who the daddy is.
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Madonna To Marry Jesus?
- Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:
