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more about #seanconnery girlarchaeologist: We will know when the Spawn of Speidi comes, for the skies will blacken, locusts will fall, and the rivers will run red as if with blood. more » HighSchoolFearleader: If Spencer and Heidi spawned, I don't know who I'd feel more sorry for: the kid, or the world. Posing for Playboy is one thing. If that's what floats ... more » LadyFabulous: TLC put a roof on the heads of the Gosselin kids? So they're load bearing children? more » Atomic Bowling: Yeesh, tabloids, leave the poor Jackson kids alone! And for the record, I see a strong resemblance between Blanket and Michael and very little resembl... more » stoprobbers: This is probably harping on an issue, but LOOK AT THIS. HOW can anyone question this child's parentage? more » LaMorena: A movie about rival ballerinas? With Nataie Portman??!?!? And here I thought that Center Stage would stand as the best of the genre. SIGN. ME. UP. more » Wit is periodically disensouled: I don't disagree that Sean Connery should by rights win the Worst Movie Accent of All Time Award... but I think it should be for his work as an Americ... more » TheGuvnah: I love amber tamblyn - and the work she does for Planned Parenthood is real - like lobbying on the Hill real. more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Jane Lynch is a BAMF. That is all. more » morninggloria: I don't know if Heidi has enough of her original parts remaining to successfully replicate a human. If she somehow were able to become pregnant, she'... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Are the Pussycat Dolls dunzo? I can tell it is going to be a good day already. more » ytuhermanotambien: Jane Lynch is my favorite "actress I see everywhere but whose name I didn't know until last week." She is so, so hilarious on Party Down. more » Yahtzii: "No Blanket. I . . . am your father." Still more likely than Macaulay Culkin. more » stoprobbers: ENOUGH OF THIS GARBAGE. I don't understand why it's so hard to believe that those kids are Michael's. Are light-skinned mixed race people THAT RARE?!... more » Yahtzii: I think when Jon Gosselin was trying to figure out how to act like a celebrity, he turned to Lindsay Lohan. more » stacyinbean: Dear Will Arnett, If you keep this movie from happening there will hell to pay. HELL I SAY! Stacyinbean more » Penny: Is Thirlby still in character from The Wackness? more » Penny: A combination of benzos and cocaine. That makes me feel a little ill. I am really happy I don't do drugs anymore because I always needed Xanax to co... more » fluxus flucker: I am positive that I would not know who this Spencer guy is and if he handed me a Playboy, I would freak out and report him for harassment to the airl... more » Devonna: Benzos are bad news for addicts/alcoholics. I find it strange that a doctor prescribed that to DJ AM. more » -
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Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
- Well here's one we haven't heard before: A source claims that Macaulay Culkin is Blanket Jackson's father. [The Sun]
- Also: Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, 24, claims Michael Jackson is his dad. [TMZ]
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LC's Screen Dreams; Jon Gosselin's Solo Show?
- Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says:
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Michael's Mother Files For Custody Of Kids; Diane Keaton Treated For Head Injury
- Katherine Jackson, Michael Jackson's mother, has filed a petition in court seeking legal guardianship of Jackson's three children, but the Jackson family thinks Debbie Rowe may try to get custody of her two children.
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Angelina Jolie Wigs Out
- Angelina Jolie started working on Salt yesterday, and her character, rogue CIA operative Evelyn A. Salt, has a couple of different looks:
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