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more about #seal more comments → LeCauchemar: I cannot even imagine the smell of meat worn in a shoe. more » tonilost: The Lacroix fiasco makes me sad especially when someone like Lauren Conrad can get backers and this genius cant. more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Part of me is exasperated at all the very young, white, privileged fashion bloggers that have risen to fame (Cory Kennedy is the obvious, but also Ale... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: And I'm sure the legs he thinks are fat are those of his models. Perhaps he could model the shoes on actual skeletons? more » Uncommon Whore: Jesus, when will all you fatty fat-ankled fatties stop making overpriced shoes look bad? You are RUINING his VISION! more » ihateyourescalade: So they left the spare tires in the Pirelli calendar? more » femme-bot: "1,500 girls lined up on Saturday in New York, and another 1,000 in Los Angeles, to try to be chosen as America's representative to the Ford agency's ... more » ItchykooParker: Yoko looks elegant, witty, and insouciant - I love the lady. Wish we could see those Beatles clothes, though! more » Ailatan: Did someone mention Pulp?? I knew I like the vampire for a reason more » Hooplehead: "The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" N... more » Kali Mama: Wasn't it the big deal that Heidi's 4th is a girl? Lou? Seal? Lou-Seal? more » Bunsen Honeydew: Not to nit-pick, but isn't Heidi and Seal's child, Lou, a girl? more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Back in my smoker days, I used to smoke post-gym too. It was always a very nice cigarette, I remember. more » cinematheques: "These movies, these so-called "popcorn movies," or "family movies," actually provide something quite beautiful and something quite necessary — whic... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Why are the tabloids so invested in Taylor squared? They've been dating, for what, a couple of months and they are both still in their teens. They are... more » -
#ragtrade
Yoko Ono Fetes Beatles Fashions; Louboutin Stuffed Shoes With Raw Meat
- Yoko Ono turned up to the Tokyo launch of Comme des Garçons' Beatles-inspired line. [WWD]
- Christian Lacroix may not have a confirmed buyer for his bankrupt fashion line, but he will design a tower in Dubai. [AB]
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#dirtbag
Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
- A source claims that Taylor Lautner has proposed to Taylor Swift. The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe? [ShowbizSpy]
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#halloweenscene
Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
Celebrities, both with and without their children, were out in full force last night, showing off their fancy pants Halloween costumes to the world. Ahead, a roundup of the most notable costumes of the night. More » -
#dirtbag
Heidi Klum's Name Change; Letterman's Apology
- Heidi Klum is changing her name to Heidi Samuel! Did you know that her husband's real name is Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adelo Samuel? Short and sweet. [TMZ]
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#goodbadugly
Good Cause, Horrible Shoes At Gates Foundation Event
The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation & Viacom's "Get Schooled" Initiative launch at L.A.'s Paramount Studios brought out Heidi and Seal, Malin and Morgan, and, I'll just say it, the worst pair of shoes I've ever seen . More » -
#clips
Heidi Doth Protest Too Much About Husband's Perfection
Last night Conan asked Heidi Klum a friendly, innocent question about Seal's parenting style, and Heidi got all defensive. Could the Seal/Klum perfect union be losing some of its legendary smugness? More » -
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#dirtbag
Rihanna's New Track Disses Chris; Twilight Sequel Script Trashed?
- Rihanna has a new song, with guest vocals by Lady GaGa, titled Silly Boy. Kanye West posted it online, and the lyrics are:
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#dirtbag
Amy's Comeback Gig Is A Total Disaster
- Don't call it a comeback: Amy Winehouse's attempt to restart her career in St. Lucia was a disaster, with audience members booing her as she stumbled about and forgot the lyrics to her songs. [DailyMail]
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#dirtbag
A Boy For Spiderman, A Girl On The Way For Heidi And Seal
- Tobey Maguire and his wife, Jennifer Meyer, who already have a daughter together, two-and-a-half year old Ruby, now have a son; their second child was born Friday and "the family is healthy and happy." [People]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Still Friends With Sam; "Did Chris Brown Start The Swine Flu?"
- At the launch of her spray-tanning line Sevin Nyne, Lindsay Lohan said of criticism about her weight, "I like the way I look." She added that she and Samantha Ronson are still in touch.
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#dirtbag
Gunfire At Gisele & Tom's Wedding
- Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady again, this time in Costa Rica. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These days you can't be a celebrity and not have two or three ceremonies. [Breitbart, Mirror]
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#leftovers
Seal Pup Afraid Of Fish • Delhi Court Rules That Sex Under Promise Of Marriage Is Rape
• A five-week-old seal pup has astonished caretakers by refusing to eat fish. Staff at a marine sanctuary say that this is the first time they've seen a seal with a fish phobia. • More » -
#dirtbag
Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
- Sources say Paula Abdul is basically done with American Idol. Just like when she sees a mediocre contestant, it's all: "Thank you, but no." [MSNBC Scoop]
