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more about #scully Jack_Burton: His adventures sometimes include catching rats with his teeth: more » scullymurphy: why is Borat writing about Gillian? more » Hiroine Protagonist: This was posted at 4:20 for a reason, methinks. more » Calraigh: Of all the demented things I've read on blogs by their demented authors about Gillian, this knocks it out of the park. She inspires complete and utter... more » Lizawithazee: This looks a lot like some of the things I type on my iPhone, so I'm not judging. more » Sandicomm: I agree, Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny can seixz me anytime. more » squirrelcop: It's best not to store sheets of homemade LSD under your tinfoil cap lest they be absorbed through your scalp, Unknoen. more » NefariousNewt: Narcissism or paranoid delusion -- you decide! more » BicSharpie: That's a joke right? He appears to be a big Patton Oswald fan [ccinsider.comedycentral.com] more » sylvie calls shotgun!!: No way. She's Just Not That Into Scullying Your Mulder more » Hazel: judge judy would have serious issues with this. more » fireflyinjuly: Someone needs to seixz a mental health professional. more » Bgirl_Hamster: OMG, Damian! This totally happened to me too! It was right before the aliens kidnapped my sister! more » serreca: I know we're not supposed to say stuff like this but... I don't get it. What am I missing? more » Wit is periodically disensouled: Holy whatnow!? more » badmutha: Wearz de Mulder? I wann teh Fox to seixz me. more » sportz.star: Even if you failed middle school English you too can become newsworthy for your writing. The nine year old with the pick up line book at least has an ... more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: David Duchovny went to rehab for "seixzing onsight". more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: It's great if you read it in a racist Italian immigrant "spicy meat-a-ball" accent. more » mythago: SOMEbody has been taking banned substances and watcing "Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'" again, hasn't he? more » -
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Scully's On The Prowl
"Artist Damian D Unknoen" sent us this account of a run-in with his stalker, Gillian Anderson. More »
