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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic.
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#todayincatalogs
Preclears On Your List? Shop The Scientology Holiday Catalog
A million thank yous to the reader who mailed me the Dianetics & Scientology Holiday catalog! With so much crazytown inside, it's the gift that keeps on giving.
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#dirtbag
Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname
- Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:
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#praisexenu
The French Are Not Buying This Scientology Thing
Today, a court in Paris convicted the Church of Scientology of fraud and fined it over half a million euros. The judge criticized the church's ''obsession'' with financial gain, but admitted he liked Risky Business. (Kidding.) [NY Times] -
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Choosing My Religion
This flowchart to help you pick a religion is kinda offensive (Muslims and hummus? Really?), but it is pretty funny that answering "yes" to "Are you rich and insane?" leads straight to Scientology. [ScienceBlogs] -
#dirtbag
Aniston's Talk Show; Lindsay's Addiction; Rihanna's Love Boat
- Jennifer Aniston has agreed to do a weekly talk show for Oprah's new cable channel, OWN. A source says:
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#ragtrade
Katie Holmes Designs Dresses For Thetans; 12% Of Designers Not Expected To Survive Recession
- Katie Holmes can add another feather to her designing cap: creative-directing new uniforms for the Church of Scientology. Holmes and Tom Cruise apparently had creative oversight of the religion's new threads, offering direction to designer Richard Tyler. [Daily Mail]
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#dirtbag
LC's Screen Dreams; Jon Gosselin's Solo Show?
- Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says:
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#dirtbag
Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
- According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:
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#dirtbag
"Lovelorn" Jen Aniston Throwing Herself At Gerard Butler?
- This report calls Jennifer Aniston "lovelorn" and "notoriously unlucky-in-love" but explains that she has "set her sights" on Gerard Butler, which is "cause for renewed optimism." What does all this really mean? It's simple:
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#dirtbag
John Mayer & Jen Aniston: Not Engaged, Maybe Broken Up
- John Mayer did not, repeat did not buy an engagement ring for Jennifer Aniston. [Us Magazine]
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#dirtbag
Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
- Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]
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#leftovers
Romanian Cartoon Pisses Off Parents With Nudity • Abortion Rights Group Suing Over "Right To Conscience"
• Romanian parents are up in arms about a cartoon, "Stories from Magyar Folklore," that depicts a (presumably Hungarian) princess flashing her bare bottom. The show has become a cult hit among teenagers. • More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay & Sam Broke Up… Or Did They?
- Last night TMZ reported that Lindsay & Sam broke up. [TMZ]
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#dirtbag
Did Scientology "Kill" John Travolta's Son?
- So many questions about John Travolta's late son: Could Jett have been saved? Was he autistic? Is Scientology to blame? [Mirror]
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#dirtbag
Heather Mills: Sued For Spray Tan
- Sara Trumble, the nanny who used to take care of wee Beatrice McCartney, is suing Bea's mum, Heather Mills, because "Mills required her to blow-dry Mills' hair, work unreasonable hours, and spray-tan a naked Mills."
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#dirtbag
Bristol Palin Will Have A Baby Boy!
- The country's most famous teen mom, Bristol Palin, will have a boy around December 20th with fiance Levi Johnston. The as-yet-unnamed kiddie already killed a moose with his bare hands in utero. [Page Six]
