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more about #scarlettjohannson clevernamehere: Oh Heidi! That comment just made me think you have no idea what an orgasm feels like. more » charliekohler: Am I the only one who feels the need to say this? Veronicas, be careful! Courtney Love may be a psychobitch, but she could still kick your asses. more » FireflyinJuly: IN reference to Scar Jo, is the video "zzz" in the snooze inducing way or is it an electricifying zzzzzz? more » Mafalda para Presidente: My god, how did they ever figure out that Amy Winehouse was PRETENDING to be her cat on Facebook? With all the other cats creating Facebook profiles ... more » kellieherson: Why am I not seeing Don Draper lookalikes everywhere I go? more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: "I was never very sexual before I met Spencer. Sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day… i... more » Leucadia: Heidi's claim reminds me of the Seinfeld where George gets smarter the longer he goes without sex. Perhaps this is the key to her seeming mental defic... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: "Michael Phelps... a three-car accident ... Alcohol was not involved" Are we ... supposed to guess? more » ericacartman: Does anyone else think about Chad Michael Murray when they see Conrad Murray's name? And then think, "What the hell does MJ have to do with Chad Micha... more » Jenloveshercurves: Kate Blanchet as Mildred Peirce? Oh my goodness, this should be amazing. I love the original and Joan Crawford's eyebrows. more » morninggloria: Eddie Vedder's quote about an "ashtray that he trusted" sort of makes me want to wife him. more » crotchety: Perhaps now Dr. Conrad Murray understands why in med school they kept telling him to get new patients' medical and drug history. Until today I guess h... more » Dadadarling: Mischa Barton showed up for work with wet hair and a cigarette dangling from her lips, and this paper calls her "messed," "pale and haggard." I call ... more » morninggloria: "I was never very sexual before I met Spencer. Sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day… i... more » elliebean: My nethers would die attempting 20-30 orgasms a day. more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: Does anyone remember "Mildred Fierce" from the Carol Burnett show? I loooved CB. We all would stay up until 10 on Saturdays to watch her and talk a... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: It is important to have a trustworthy ashtray. My last ashtray kept selling all of my secrets to the tabloids. more » JoaquinPhoenix's Hairstylist: BI Kim Kardashin? more » CurtCole: I bet Gwyneth Paltrow smells like springtime and that concert goer was smelling her upper lip. more » little_engine_that_could: I would totally live in a laundry room with Eddie Vedder and an ashtray. Just sayin' :) more » -
#dirtbag
Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
- Forbes has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and Oprah is at number one! To put things in perspective, Forbes' Lauren Streib writes:
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Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?
- Reports are emerging that, on June 26, Angelina Jolie made an un-publicized, under-the-radar trip to visit wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
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Amy Winehouse Is Hospitalized, Lily Allen Is Dissed By Joan Collins, And Shia Really Loves His Mom
- Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for dehydration after she "fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part."[TheSun]
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party
How can some of the world's chicest ladies - Scarlett, Freida, Eva, Kate, Anna - look so uniformly awful? I mean, I know it's Milan Fashion Week, but this isn't conceptual...it's nightmarish. More » -
#grinandbareit
Vanity Fair: Not In Favor Of Naked Men
Inside the April issue of Vanity Fair, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel and Paul Rudd spoof a 2006 cover with Tom Ford, Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson. But with bodysuits. What a cop-out. More » -
#ragtrade
Weeping Milan Model Gets No Sympathy From Jil Sander
- So, why was Lithuanian-born model Auguste Abeliunate crying on the Jil Sander runway? Was it Raf Simons' severe, Germanic threads? Sander's in denial: "No model was crying on the runway!" says a rep. [WSJ]
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Guy And Madonna Call A Christmas Truce
- Guy Richie and Madonna have agreed to put their custody battle aside for one day in order to spend Christmas at Richie's estate, so that their children can spend the holiday with both parents. [DailyMail]
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