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more about #scarjo more comments → hollygirl: She is so out of touch with the reality of the world it is stunning. Marie-Antoinette Johanssen, your privilege is showing. more » Mediokra: Since I saw this, I've been wondering where the Kleenex is RIGHT NOW. Like, on a velvet cushion in Burbank? In some poor Tonight Show intern's desk dr... more » Sukie in the Graveyard: are we positive that is Scarlett? In the screen grab it looks JUST LIKE Jewel Staite. Seriously. But, still, some browncoat out there probably would... more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I am so incredibly disgusted by this. Do you know how many children this amount of money could feed, how many rape kits it could get processed, how ma... more » gold_gato: What's her tattoo? more » amoebalike: I really do not like her, but she looks gorgeous. How I covet that dress. more » Mafalda para Presidente: I don't care who it came out of, snot is snot, and snot is disgusting. What's next, poopy toilet paper? more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): My baby's placenta is currently bidding at $9,174 on Ebay. You can see the Virgin Mary in it. However, it does not come with that lovely tissue Scarle... more » gold_gato: As my mom always says, some people have more money than sense. more » DangerMouse: Is there a "no cloning" clause in that? more » LucilleTwo: i know these chat shows are all very rehearsed, but i'm still disturbed that apparently they planned the save-the-snot thing? they had to because he ... more » Penny: Not only 2 grand, but that shit has 64 bids already. And there are 4 days left. Let's all guess! I'll start.....$46,195. more » info*ninja: wow, when people joke about celebrities being the new religion to worship, they aren't kidding. This is a dark time for satirists. more » Penny: There are some interesting folks out there. As I've said before, I once sold a pair of old, smelly heels for $300 on eBay. With which I bought more s... more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: more » -
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Scarlett Johansson's Snot Is Worth More Than Your Rent
Want to buy ScarJo's snot? Scarlett was on The Tonight Show yesterday evening, where she used a tissue and offered it up for charity on eBay (currently at $2,075). Clip at left.
