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    rollergirl76: This reminds me of the Seinfeld when Kramer broke up with George on behalf of the woman George was seeing at the time. They met at this Italian restau... more »
    shewar: Ugh. A third party would be great. Someone who didn't mind getting kicked in the face. I've almost always been the dumpee. I usually embarrass the hel... more »
    linnyt is a walking cliché: I could totally do this. I've literally always been the dumper. more »
    tscheese: A few months ago initiated the ending of a very long term relationship, and there is no way to let someone down easily. There just isn't. I tried to b... more »
    squirrelcop: If only the magic of the rejection hotline [www.rejectionhotline.com] had been around earlier before hearts were broken. @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subse... more »
    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Curious: what would have been the telegram for your last breakup, fellow Jezzies? Mine would have been: I hate your insensitivity, porn collection and... more »
    MizJenkins: Am I the only one who fails to understand how these clothes are "inspired by life in Japan"? more »
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I will, in turn, open a service whereby the dumpee exacts irritating, yet legal, revenge on the dumper. You know... hiding a fish which will rot in t... more »
    I, Zombie Normal: This reminds me of a Mr. Show skit: Of course, the twins were just cute, and not so poetic. more »
    rednrowdy: this is absolute gold. forcing the dumper to write the whole thing out is like giving automatic closure with the dumping. so many people never really ... more »
    morninggloria: Best provide the break up messengers with bullet proof vests, as occasionally messengers are shot. more »
    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Your body, mind, soul and heart go into shock Yeah, this post actually has me in tears, coming two-and-a-half days on the heels of being dumped. (62 h... more »
    Jessi Ramsey: I mentioned this in another thread that I was dumped via facebook message once so to this I say: NO. If you are going to break up with me, SAY IT TO M... more »
    deener10: I think it's interesting that the lyrics to the music are in Spanish. more »
    snappletree: I just hope that someday someone tenderly refers to me as "distinguished tipsy fiancée." more »
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