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more about #savedbythebell more comments → AFever: Did anyone else just finish taking the bar and feel their blood pressure rise precipitously when they read the Carrie Prejean item? Negligent inflicti... more » bangers: why, billy crudup? you are talented and sexy and don't even take that many roles...why be in that julia roberts trashsicle? more » NellMood: Well now I'm totally disappointed in Jill Sobule. more » MilointheMeadow: As for the oil v. butter debate, I think long life has less to do with what you eat/drink/smoke/etc, and more to do with decreasing the stress in your... more » MilointheMeadow: "Tony Romo and Nick Lachey rebound with Jessica Simpson look-a-likes while she's left smooching a dog." Sounds like Jessica is the least pathetic of ... more » laureltreedaphne: I don't know about calling Katherine Heigel batshit crazy. Hypocritical? Yeah, maybe. But a LOT of people felt that Knocked Up was not exactly the bes... more » swashbuckling: If you take Mariah's song and Eminem's song as completely about a short-lived fling between the two, MC comes out looking better. She's done, she does... more » BAngieB: Hey, Jill? Come sit by me. more » cocobanal: The fact that this model got pregnant means that she had a fling with Jude Law and did not practice safe sex. That just boggles my mind. I mean, that ... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Wow, Jill. Just ... wow. *runs away from New York* Also, anyone else feel the lady hate in the "Dirt" level, before you move down to "Bag" is vergin... more » OneBigPear: Butter is better! Homer's Space Age (out of this world) Moon Waffles Homer the Heretic ingredients: 1 package of caramel squares 2 cups wa... more » OneBigPear: I want to kiss Rose McGowan full on the lips for that statement. more » morninggloria: I can't imagine that the pictures that Eminem allegedly has of Mariah Carey could possibly do any damage to her career. Sexytime pictures? So what? ... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Jon & Michael: Douchegasm! There, that is a MUCH better title for your stupid reality show. Paymenaoplz. more » la.donna.pietra: Why am I not surprised that Madonna has Taken to Capitalizing random Words like an 18th-century novelist? more » -
#dirtbag
Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
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#clips
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon...And Zack Morris!
Last night, one of my very favorite television characters ever returned in all his Bayside High glory to give us all a glimpse at the way he lives now. That's right: Zack Morris is back. More » -
#jezebelfaceoff
Jezebel Faceoff: Bayside High Vs. West Beverly
When I was a kid, I wanted nothing more than to move across the country and go to high school in California. The only question was: "Which fictional California high school is truly the best?"
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#80sladies
Top 10 Lessons Learned From 80's Sitcom Heroines
Inspired partly by Tracie's opening credits post and partially by this piece in the San Francisco Chronicle about "very special episodes," I decided to examine the important lessons we learned from our childhood sitcom heroines. More » -
#thejessiespanoeffect
Jessie Spano: Friend Or Foe?
We all have our little morning routines. Mine is to get up at 7:00 am, let the dog out, make some strong coffee, and settle in to watch an hour of Saved by the Bell. More »
