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more about #sashabaroncohen Mary McCarthyite: THANKS JEZZIES! I don't have a TV. AH can sing. I await her turn as Garland with anticipation :) more » rednrowdy: jon stewart comes up to conan's shoulder, but not above it. wow. more » roodles: Am I the only one wishing that Kanye would hole himself up in a huge castle and just release wonderful music but out of the public eye for the next 20... more » leesie: Break it to me gently, girls: this means there's no chance of my marrying Dave, is there? more » linnyt is a walking cliché: chris brown ever had so much publicity before he beat the shit out of Rhianna. the tabloids are making domestic violence the best thing that ever happ... more » jetztinberlin: Guys, Lindsay is just referencing one of my favorite movie musical moments: I don't steal / And I don't lie But I can feel / And I can cry A fact I be... more » heidivanderslice: ... conan looks the same. more » jeepgirl: I picture Linsday saying that whole myriad of claims in just one breath, don't you? more » victoriasauce: God. I'm so sick of hearing "Britney's estate" paying x amount to x person and another x amount to another x person. That is HER money that SHE earned... more » Gingerlime: I can't imagine what Angelina is going to look like after she loses 20 pounds. I suspect the results will be scary. more » brendastarlet is on it: Amused and also alarmed at David Cook's use of the royal "we". David, you were bartending in Kansas City a scant 18 months ago. Now girls are trying t... more » Cafezinha: I like the "cleanse" lemonade. I'm really into odd flavour combinations, and the simultaneous sweet and spicy taste is really delicious to me. Not as ... more » CharlotteT: Anne Hathaway? As Judy Garland? I don't think that will work too well... Anne is too...delicate. That's the only way I know how to put it. Anyone know... more » Cerridwen: "Serenity," eh? I wonder if that was a Firefly reference? If so, NASA is so much cooler than you Colbert, at least in my book. more » cherry_blossom: Oh, Jenna Bush. It's okay. The lovely city of Baltimore has towed my car, too. Three times. They just did it again this morning in fact! With no warni... more » Blueberrypie: Oh American Idol person. I'm sure that is annoying and all, but girls have been doing this since The Beatles. And you are no Beatles, so smile and cou... more » zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: Ohai Jaime Presley, Get in line behind me. I too am waiting for a dude to cook me dinner & possibly venture into the store on occassion KTKSBAI. more » Crackers in Bed: anyone that proclaims themselves to be a good person, and has to qualify what they're saying with "I'm not lying" is completely full of it, IMHO. more » clevernamehere: If you have the ability to pay 30k to meet Angie, you should be ashamed of yourself for suing a charity. It would be really terrible to lay out all th... more » vamusical: Lindsay doesn't drink, do drugs, or lie. I see what you did there Lindsay! Ooh, let's make it a game! Ok, here's mine: I hate beer, loathe kittens, an... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Says She Doesn't Drink, Do Drugs, Or Lie; Angelina Isn't Eating
- Lindsay Lohan says she wants people to stop saying she's fighting with Samantha Ronson and "making me out to be this aloof, spoiled, ungrateful and unprofessional person."
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#newsat10
Sasha Baron Cohen Sez You Just Have To Love Ron Paul
In a scene sure to inspire millions of nightmares and dozens of fanfics, Ron Paul appears in Sasha Baron Cohen's Bruno movie... as a potential love interest for the title character. More » -
#clips
The Golden Globes... In Under 2 Minutes
The 66th Annual Golden Globes aired last night, and unless you like hearing Kate Winslet list the crew credits for two films, the stuff worth watching can be boiled down to under two minutes. -
