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more about #sarahsilverman more comments → goodnewsbadnews: Mr. Mayer, you have an important part to play in the realization of Reparations! All you have to do is never, ever play another blues song again. Thanks! more » swashbuckling: I once took John Mayer shopping for Massengill. HAW! more » Birthday Girl: Sooooo...I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that current Girlfriend #1, Crystal, is actually the person behind the keyboard on Hugh Hefner's twit... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Nick, are you trying to seduce me? Because you are making me giggle today. more » Thus Spake KATE!: lame diablo, lame. more » tobesthewonderdog: "one my favorite ditties, day biday" more » Grasshopperator: sometimes after a long workout instead of smelling of sweat and bo, I smell like bread. Srsly. I'll stand there, sniffing myself and totally fascina... more » TransFat: But Stacy, what else am I going to do at a red light? Also...what if that text was the code to disarm the bomb in the white house? ONLY I CAN STOP IT... more » marciax3: John Mayer tries too hard. more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: Preach, Sarah!!!! And it's definitely not just chick flicks she's talking about... The Apatow films are soooo guilty of this. And even though I love N... more » SUNNY1: "Just step up and give $ to people who really need it. FORGIVEN" Kirstie, do you want an island too? Is that was this is? more » lula_bernie: That seals the deal for me. John Mayer, you are a douche bag. I thought you were annoying before, but damn. Yes, I am black and surprise - wait for... more » SUNNY1: John Mayer, I was just beginning to like you. more » joiful: I love Sarah Silverman, but instead of joking about the dearth of quality women's roles, maybe she could, I don't know, hire some women and write some... more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: You need moisture to get really clean. A bidet adds water/moisture. As do those Cottonelle fanny wipes, so to me, the American Biday is already bein... more » -
#tweetbeat
Sarah Silverman Figures Out Why Chick Flicks Suck; Kirstie Alley Forgives Tiger
Today in Tweetbeat: Kirstie Alley has a cool idea for Tiger Woods' redemption, Sarah Silverman points out one of the most annoying tropes in chick flicks, and one of the Madden brothers learns a lesson about mean people on Twitter. More » -
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Elizabeth Banks Doesn't Read Vogue On The Toilet
Today in Tweetbeat, Sarah Silverman relates to Precious, writer Sloane Crosley decides what's gross, Elizabeth Banks makes rules about bathroom reading material, and Audrina Patridge tries to be more Christ-like. Plus: Donnie Wahlberg thinks judging other people is so 1989. More » -
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Nicole Richie Has A Confession To Make
Today in Tweet Beat, Nicole Richie makes a confession, Jon Gosselin snarks about Kate's big interview, and Lindsay Lohan wants to be on True Blood. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
- A judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to appear in court tomorrow for a progress report because officials from her alcohol education course reported concerns about her sobriety. If she violated the terms of her probation, she could be jailed.
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#sextapes
Please Don't Let There Be a Sarah Silverman/Jimmy Kimmel Sex Tape
Some website claims to have received screencaps from an alleged 15-minute sex tape that Silverman and Kimmel accidentally left behind at a resort, saying a resort worker is shopping it around. Hopefully, for Sarah's sake, it doesn't exist. [ONTD] -
#tweetbeat
Jenna Jameson To Become A Mommy Blogger
Today in Tweet Beat, Jenna Jameson is about to join the mommy blogger ranks, Stephanie Pratt talks some behind-the-scenes shit on The City stars, and Miley Cyrus' lack of Morrissey knowledge pisses off Frances Bean Cobain. More » -
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Diablo Cody Might Work On The Playboy Movie?
Today in Tweet Beat, Hugh Hefner is meeting with Brian Grazer and Diablo Cody about the Playboy movie that's in the works, Frances Bean and LeVar Burton are Twitter buddies, and Kim Zolciak explains her relationship status with Big Poppa. More » -
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#liveblog
Live Blog: Emmys 2009
Does Flight of the Conchords stand a chance for Outstanding Comedy Series? Does anything stand a chance against Mad Men and 30 Rock? Let's watch, as Doogie hosts. More » -
#comicrelief
Sarah Silverman: "Who Cares If 90-Year-Old Jerry Lewis Thinks Women Aren't Funny?"
In the video at the link, Emmy nominees Toni Collette, Amy Poehler, Sarah Silverman, Jon Cryer, and Jim Parsons discuss comedy. Silverman says, "Women who get offended when people say that women aren't funny probably aren't funny, you know?" [Newsweek] -
#dirtbag
Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
- Forbes has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and Oprah is at number one! To put things in perspective, Forbes' Lauren Streib writes:
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#girltalk
Funny Ladies Crack Each Other Up
The Hollywood Reporter held an Emmy roundtable with nominees Amy Poehler, Sarah Silverman, Christina Applegate, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mary-Louise Parker and Jane Krakowski. In the clip at left, they discuss The West Wing, Matt Damon, and fans asking for drugs. [Buzzfeed] -
#dirtbag
Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse
- Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]
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#ragtrade
Rene Russo Finds Other Uses For Footwear; Sarah Silverman Becomes A Model
- Behold actress Rene Russo, doing moderately fetishistic things with designer Brian Atwood's shoes and a hunky model, for a limited-release book, which sounds suspiciously like a fancy lookbook. [NY Mag]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Hayden Panettiere Attacks The Press; Jimmy Says Sarah "Couldn't Date An Imbecile Anymore"
- On the red carpet at a fundraiser a reporter touched Hayden Panettiere's shoulder. She screamed, "Don't you ever touch me!" and told the rest of the press, "You all make my life miserable." [Us]
