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more about #sarahpalin GreyCat: Idea: Wear a different fucking hat. more » Zulkey: this bitch makes me sick. She claims she doesn't want attention so instead of getting a regular hat she messes with a McCain hat. She's as much of a... more » PaintedTrollop: You unleashed her on us, McCain. Butch up and suffer like the rest of us. more » BabyJane: Forget about the visor; I'm far more concerned about the blinders that she's wearing. more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: Transcript from Sunday's Fox News: John McCain: Are we in such a world now... all these issues that are going on... that we worry about Sarah Palin... more » Eleanor Ramilly: "Sarah said she wanted to be a little bit incognito." BWA HAHAHA Ok, John. Whatever you gotta tell yourself. more » NewsBunny: Bullshit. You're telling me this woman cannot afford a new visor? Attention, attention, attention. It's all about getting attention. more » lastsinglestanding: Well, now that she's stealing Castro's fashion sense, I guess we DO have something to talk about. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: I'm with that guy who ran with Sarah Palin in 2008 (can't remember his name because my brain blacked it out). What's wrong with blacking stuff out? I... more » BearDownCBears: Yeah, lay off. If there's one thing we've all learned from the Justice Department, it's that you're allowed to redact torturous events in the past. more » sybann: No John, we don't worry about Sarah Palin's VISOR; we worry about Sarah Palin's everything else. more » CynicalPink: McCain is right. Focus on Ms. Palin's sharpie use is distracting the american people from issue number one: The fact that Barak Obama is a secret Musl... more » EdnasEdibles: I always hate those "don't you have more important things to worry about" comments. Of course I do, we all do. Can't I just spend 5 minutes making fu... more » CurtCole: No, John, I don't think anyone's ignoring important issues when commenting on Palin's visor. It's just funny. I mean next she'll be applying a fake ... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Just a few things: 1. She didn't have to wear the visor. If she was that worried about being incognito, she could have worn another hat. 2. I'd figur... more » cinematheques: Nope, we are merely commenting on the idiocy of a woman who was almost our vice president. I'm sorry, her actions are too blatant, thus it is much too... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Ooh, naice response, McCain! Colour me impressed. more » rodmanstreet: So buy an "Aloha! Hawaii!" visor in the gift shop at your hotel. Or don't wear a hideous visor. Duh. more » bookling: Did anyone catch Tyra sometime last week when she apparently CRIMPED HER HAIR? No, Tyra. We are not bringing back the goddamn crimping iron. more » esthergreenwood: I went to a taping of the Tyra Show a couple of weeks ago hoping for a giveaway episode. Alas. Otherwise, it was extremely boring. My friend and I wo... more » -
#expalinyourself
McCain Defends Palin's Blacked-Out Visor
"Sarah said she wanted to be a little bit incognito," said John McCain on Fox News yesterday, "Are we in such a world now... [with] all these issues that are going on... that we worry about Sarah Palin's visor?" [Politico] -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Wanda Sykes creates a Sarah Palin pop-up book, Tyra makes another half-assed attempt to be Oprah, and a mom gets a job growing marijuana. More » -
#hatcrimes
Notes On A Sartorial Scandal
Perpetual victim Sarah Palin has cut her vacation short, because, she says, the Sharpie-incident kept her from remaining "incognito." "I am so sorry if people took this silly incident the wrong way. I adore John McCain," she explained. [Politico] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Pattinson Survives Swine Flu Attack; Judge: Jon Can't Use Guns At Gosselin Home
- Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"
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#leftovers
Lingerie Football Fumbles • Sarah Palin's Favorability Is Rising
• As if there wasn't already reason enough to abhor the Lingerie Football League: The league has filed a lawsuit against a group of former players, who complained that the league reneged on promises to pay medical bills. • More » -
#queens
Rupaul Is Going Vogue
Posing for this shot is an awesome way to remind us that the second season of RuPaul's Drag Race begins February 1. [WoW, Logo] -
#hatcrimes
Politics Of Fashion
Sarah Palin's former stylist is doling out money-saving (and incredibly boring) fashion advice, but there's one cheap-chic trick she forgot, and it involves a Sharpie. Is this a childish insult, or a clever disguise? [MSNBC & BuzzFeed] -
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#leftovers
Condom Contest Kicks Off In NYC • Americans Love Michelle Obama
• In attempts to "keep people excited about condoms," New York City has announced a contest to design the next official condom wrapper. Fancy yourself a Rembrandt? The winner's art will be displayed on hundreds of thousands of condoms. • More » -
#clips
Sarah Palin Drops By The Tonight Show To Seek Revenge On William Shatner
Seeking "revenge" on William Shatner for his readings of Going Rogue on The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien, Sarah Palin showed up on the program herself last night to read a few excerpts from Shatner's autobiography. Clip after the jump. More » -
#leftovers
Palin Hears Echos Of Going Rogue In Obama's Speech • Cheating Is Illegal For Minnesota Wives
• Is Obama pulling inspiration from Going Rogue? Sarah Palin seems to think so. After his speech yesterday in Oslo, Palin said she recognized some familiar sentiments: More » -
#ragtrade
Sarah Palin Gets Fleeced; Roberto Cavalli Enjoys "Primitive" Africa
- Laura Ingraham is auctioning Sarah Palin's fleece from her Going Rogue cover. Let's take up a collection and shoot a real Going Vogue. [Facebook]
- Givenchy was the winning bidder for Audrey Hepburn's How To Steal A Million LBD. [WWD]
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#goingrogue
Sarah Palin's Memoir Reconsidered As Actual Excrement-Covered Garbage
The comedy troupe Landline made this video about the "sanitation crisis" that is Going Rogue, noting that they only actually bought one. Funny, but why does the lady throw up on her kid? [MediaBistro] -
#clips
Most Fascinating People: Lady GaGa "Devoted To Art", Michelle Obama Watches Mindless TV
Barbara Walters's annual special aired last night, with, as she pointed out, "a lot of powerful women." Here are four of them. Lady GaGa kind of blew me away! More » -
#roguetrip
"She's Not Conformed To Speaking Planned Speech": What Sarah Palin Means For Women
For those who can't bear to watch Palin supporters talk about what Sarah Barracuda means for women, we've got a few choice quotes after the jump. Warning: be ready for vagueness and discussion of "life principles." More » -
#listicles
Listicle Reveals Top 10 Political-Sartorial Moments Of The Year
Michelle Obama's royal cardigan incident, Sarah Palin's glasses, Aretha Franklin's hat, and Sonia Sotomayor's judicial collar — "Oliver Cromwell meets Whistler's Mother," in the New Yorker's inimitable parlance — all make this list of 2009's memorable fashion statements. [New Yorker] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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#sexonskates
Levi Johnston On Being A Gay Icon: "It's Great"
Sarah Palin's near-son-in-law Levi Johnston was on Joy Behar's HLN talk show last night (along with Palin-hating blogger Andrew Sullivan), where he talked about the Palins' frosty home-life, his gay following, and gossip about the governor in his upcoming book. More » -
#lipstickindex
Are You "A Make-Up Kind Of Girl?"
Shane Watson of the London Times uses Sarah Palin's makeup as a jumping-off point to claim that "you either are or you aren't a make-up girl," a bit of armchair sociology that may hold a grain of truth. More » -
#leftovers
Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains • Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
• Headline of the day: "Tenn. Man Says Neighbor's Cows Licked $100 In Damage To His House; Home's Tastiness A Mystery." Also, according to the article, his insurance won't cover the damage because it was an "act of cow." • More »
