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more about #sarahhaskins LazyHippo: On a related topic, I just won the have-Sarah-Haskins-record-your-voicemail-message item in the auction Jezebel promoted. Any suggestions as to what ... more » Leucadia: I love the idea that she has a British friend on call to say things like "Underpants! Strawberries! This won't get boring!" more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Am I the only one who'd never seen the "boobs jealous of ass" supposed sneaker commercial? Seriously, WTF! I must be PMSing 'cause that one enraged me. more » RousseMacabre: I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one who pays attention to this show. God, ads are so ridiculous. Do they really think women will get THAT jazzed ... more » bellejay: Drinkable yogurt makes my skin crawl. Theres just something about it... ugh. more » Valkyrie607: Heaven: "This won't get boring..." Uh huh, sure. Gawd, that was funny. more » Sherbet Gravel: Ladychores are such a drag. Ironing and baby-watching! Ugghhh! Would it be better to show REAL ladybusiness women abandoned to run after the shoe tr... more » Marla Singer: What's ironic about playing "She's a Lady" on that kind of commercial is that the lyrics are quite... patronizing towards the lady in question. In ot... more » Jack_Burton: Yogurt shots for all my friends! more » poetactics: I had a man once ask me if I used herbal essences shampoo because of the commercials. He told me "it won't really make you orgasm, you know." This ge... more » Lymed: I'm so happy they finally decided to add active bacteria to yogurt....it's like they discovered something in nature and, well, trademarked it. more » GGobsessed: She makes me wish I had a tv. more » La Chica Lucy: Honestly, with the amount of false alarms (I've researched this for my PD), if you want to prevent a break-in, you're just as safe as having an alarm ... more » marvel girl: RE: AJ... If he was at her house, how did he not realize she had a security system? And really, she probably would have let him into the house if he h... more » clevernamehere: Here is my alarm story. I was 14 and babysitting a two year old who did a runner while I was changing him. The door slammed closed behind me, but cl... more » GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11): A woman in LA was just murdered by an abusive boyfriend while the police were outside investigating the domestic violence call she put in to them. The... more » AlmostDream: I just can't get over how weird the setups are for these commercials. Don't normal robbers break into houses to steal from you? So wouldn't they be m... more » Little Bumble Bee aka:Alwaystheangel: This is one of the Best Target Women, thanks Sarah! #sarahhaskins more » Dakota_55: ah sarah haskins you are so funny. can you imagine how much she must be to drink with? did anyone else notice that she is wearing an engagement ring o... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Rape fables. Rables! Raples? #sarahhaskins more » -
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More Powerful, Less Happy, With Disastrous Digestion: The Women Of 2009
If you want a mini-recap of what womanhood was all about in 2009 — and a lesson in being a "better lady" in 2010 — check out Sarah Haskins' new video, after the jump. More » -
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Sarah Haskins Targets Scary Home Security Ads
We covered the shrill, fear-based badvertising commercials for home security systems in December 2008, in August 2009 and October 2009. Today, Sarah Haskins tackles the same damsel-in-distress ads. More » -
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"As The Internet & TV & Movies All Become One Scary Machine In Your Living Room, It’s Important That We All Have Some Level Of Media Literacy."
"Advertising is so ridiculous because it's trying to still use some of the traditional gender roles, while also trying to match the changes in the past 40 to 50 years." — from an interview with Sarah Haskins. [NY Post] -
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Sarah Haskins On Bizarre Beauty Contraptions & Why Marketers Don't Get Women
In addition to the latest hilarious Target: Women, there's an interview with NPR, in which Sarah Haskins talks about mocking badvertising and crappy marketing toward women: More » -
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Sarah Haskins: Hot Chicks Love Smells
Ever noticed how many commercials prove the effectiveness of the product by how many sexy ladies it attracts? Sarah Haskins has. Please note: These are not regular women. These are hot chicks. More » -
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Sarah Haskins, Is Like, Totes Ready 2 Go Back 2 Skool
So, which Disney star designed your rhinestone-studded jeans? More » -
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Sarah Haskins On Brooke Shields, "The Official Spokesperson For Women"
Brooke Shields can "sell us anything," Sarah Haskins swears. Actually, we already noticed this! So. How did Brooke Shields become America's ideal selling machine? More » -
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Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
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Sarah Haskins: Husbands Can't Do Stuff
"Being a woman isn't easy," Sarah Haskins sighs. "We work, we take care of the house, we raise children… and we do it all without a shred of help from those lumbering manbeasts known as husbands." More » -
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Sarah Haskins Untangles The Swinging World Of Hair Care Ads
From a deserted shampoo temple to words like "hydrolicious" and "prismatic," hair product commercials elevate beautiful hair to something to die for, Sarah Haskins finds. More » -
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Sarah Haskins Is Not Charmed By Charm School
After watching the ladies of Charm School screaming and dry-humping, Sarah Haskins realizes that she knows what every good reality show needs… Alcohol! But when she tries it for herself, results are mixed: More » -
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Going To The Movies With Sarah Haskins
Sarah and friend Emily Halpern sold a screenplay! Book Smart follows two overachieving high school girls who realize in the middle of senior year that they don't have boyfriends and haven't had enough fun. "Hilarity ensues." [The Daily Beast] -
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Once Upon A Time, Sarah Haskins Was Sold A Story
Do you like fairy tales? Of course you do. You have a vagina. "Every woman's secret dream is to be the heroine in a fairy tale," Sarah Haskins explains. Naturally, commercials make this dream come true. More » -
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Me-Ouch! Sarah Haskins Gets Catty About TV Cougars
Thank the cat goddess Bast that Sarah Haskins watched the crappy TVLand reality series The Cougar, because we'd never know some dude actually said of another contestant, "He thinks he's so cool because he has a job." More » -
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Sarah Haskins: "Laundry. It's The Woman's Drug Of Choice"
"Why can't we break the spin cycle?" Haskins asks. "Because when you're high on laundry, life is just better… it smells better." Clearly, she's been freebasing Cheer, because she goes off on detergent commercials: More » -
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Sarah Haskins On Michelle Obama's Arms: Welcome To The Pun Show
"A first lady without sleeves is a shock to our system," Sarah Haskins explains, as she wraps her mind around the the debate of Ms. O's right to bare arms. Haskins says: More » -
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Sarah Haskins Is Sick, But Drug Commercials Have The Cure
Do you have achy face? Do you stare out of windows or wear sweatpants? You must be ill. Sarah Haskins knows what will help: More » -
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Sarah Haskins Tackles Tough Love
"The worst thing a woman can be is single," Haskins begins. Then she skewers the new VH1 show, Tough Love, in which women have clearly gone insane from years of being alone. Luckily? More » -
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Sarah Haskins Helps Women Name Their Lady Parts
In the latest installment of Target: Women, Sarah Haskins takes on the recent spate of advertisements that have a difficult time explaining what body part the featured products are actually for: vaginas. More » -
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Sarah Haskins Explains The Sheer Evil Of Carl's Jr. Ads
The latest installment of Target: Women is Douchebaggery 101. Instead of a textbook, you'll be learning by watching commercials for Carl's Jr. For instance: More »
