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    boxspelunker: Okay, so, "twat waffle" reminded me of the puberty video from 4th grade, where a girl gets her period at a friend's house (I think), and her friend's ... more »
    LucilleMcGillicuddy: OK, one of my most embarrassing moments in life involves Michael Stipe. I was absolutely hammered out my mind at a club about 12 years ago. I stagge... more »
    westward ho: oh, i need more celebrity food- and drink-service gossip. spill it, ladies! more »
    hellosunshine: ...I want waffles now. more »
    bananastand: I just choose to ignore the large amount of evidence that Stipe is a jerk. I am burying it deep inside, like I do all my feelings. EVERYTHING IS FINE! more »
    coffeeandtv: i am now dying to call someone a Twat Waffle. more »
    saintbernadette: And . . . Twat Waffle is added to my page-a-day curse word calendar. more »
    bluebirdred: I have had drinks at a table with Stipe, his companion and my dear friend (who invited me to sit down with them). I sat there for 30 minutes and Stipe... more »
    ritualtheory: "I'm Michael Stipe, and I call bullshit on that." more »
    Rare Affinity: I will never understand the mindset of women who think a vulgarism for FEMALE genitals is an approriate insult to hurl at a man. more »
    bluebears: ok, sorry if this ruffles feathers but Stipe has always come off like a total and complete asshole in my opinion. I don't think I've ever heard/watche... more »
    Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!): I generally only serve the twat waffle when I'm out of cap'n cunt or running low on pussy pancakes, but the boys don't seem to mind. more »
    BabyJane: Her other customers, dick omelet and pussy pancake had no comment on the matter. more »
    musicpup: Damn you guys for essentially posting a food porn picture. I also regret clicking on that link because obnoxious customers are always unappealing to m... more »
    Khrushchev: This makes me want to start talking about rude celebrity customers, but CNN is reading this. more »
    schweppes: Michael Stipe was my first crush - 3rd grade listening to the Automatic For the People tape on repeat in my closet. Totally speaks to my soul, so I w... more »
    Cheeky: He and Paltrow were on a show about Spanish food, and for some reason, he irked me gravely....he tried to be very unassuming, very go-with-the-flow, b... more »
    Speeble: I'm glad I'm alone at work today because "twat waffle" is fun to say out loud. It just rolls off the tongue. :) more »
    pandorasmittens: Is a twat waffle a lot like the first pancake? more »
    TakeADeepBreath: I can vouch for Michael Stipe being an obnoxious customer. I've bartended for him on a few separate occassions, not a pleasant experience. more »
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    Twat Waffler

    Sara Barron's People Are Unappealing: Even Me chronicles her stint working in "Hell" for celeb chef "Luigi." She dishes about one particularly obnoxious celeb customer, "Twat Waffle," who some claim is Michael Stipe. [NYMag]