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more about #santa more comments → morninggloria: Choc-toberfest. more » CurtCole: I wish all men were this quiet and organized. more » hortense: How fast can a plane get me there? more » phantom lady: I prefer my halls decked with Schweaty Balls. you can just pop them in your mouth and suck on them. more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: I knew it! Santa is black! more » curiousgeorgiana: How can anyone beat the title of this post? How? more » willwriteforfood: How hilarious would it have been if the disappointed Palin fans had grabbed the sides of the bus as it tried to pull away, rocked it and then tipped i... more » kentuckienne: Another blog posted comments from Sarah Palin's Facebook page that were truly heartbreaking -- people were lamenting that they took time off work and ... more » EsmereldaFitzmonster: I had a doctor grab my stomach pooch and tell me I needed to lose weight once. Then he gave me a pap smear, barely putting on any lube and pretty muc... more » sequined: There has to be more to that song lyric, right? Or am I just shockingly racially insensitive? more » cand86: Why murder people for their fat? What about a Fight Club-esque stealing of liposuction waste from plastic surgeons? more » mllej: Stick to Wawa, Haifa. Sheesh. more » rodmanstreet: I'm so glad that there's someone on the Supreme Court who represents ME: a woman who accidentally leaves valuables in public places. more » GirlFailer: Dude, if a mob from Noblesville, IN is booing you, you've got problems. I grew up in the town next to Noblesville, and it's very... Republican. more » Tippi Hedren: I live in Seattle, and Amanda Knox is quite a news darling here. Um... what if she DID kill her roommate? Just because she's a pretty white girl doesn... more » -
#leftovers
Lebanese Singer Sued For Racist Lyrics • Crowd Boos Sarah Palin At Book Signing
• Haifa Wehbe, a famous Lebanese pop singer, has come under fire for singing a song with racist lyrics. The song is from a children's album, and includes the line: "Where is my teddy bear and my Nubian monkey?" • More » -
#christmasspirit
Santa's Been Naughty
Police in England are investigating a "mass Santa brawl" that took place on Saturday between a group of men dressed as Santa and another group of men "of dark-skinned African or Asian appearance." [Independent] -
#christmasmiracles
"Used To Laugh And Call Her Names"
Great news! Researchers have decided that Santa's reindeer are probably female, since males typically shed their antlers before Christmas. Also: Because behind every great boy, there are at least a dozen badass broads. [NBC NY] -
#art
Santas Past & Present
How did 1907 kiddies think Santa would appear in 2007? With a futuristic dildo-shaped blimp carrying Santa's haphazardly-attached toys. Meanwhile, artists — Juergen Teller, Moby — have recreated Santa for the 21st century. [BoingBoing, Guardian] -
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#snapjudgment
Laura Bush: Schoolkids & Santa Have Her Surrounded
[Washington, D.C., December 15. Image via AP]
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#leftovers
New Book Documents Kids Scared Of Santa • Women Prefer Internet To Sex
• A new book called Scared of Santa: Scenes of Terror in Toyland documents 250 screaming children perched on the lap of mall Santas across the country. •
