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more about #sandrabernhard more comments → Ms Meghan: I stopped following Rose McGowan when she tweeted about how horrible red light cameras are and she needed a way to hide her license plate from them. ... more » Marla Singer: A year later: "I'm skinny but being fed through a tube because I can no longer chew LOL" #kirstiealleytwitter more » matildawormwood: Kirstie Alley and Dan Cortese...that is an image i need to replace quickly. Guess he's still a mimbo. #kirstiealleytwitter more » yvanehtnioj: I'm impressed Demi was driving a 5 y/o car. Not that that's really old, but in my mind stars throw away their Bentleys at the end of the week because... more » shefightsback: I lay awake at night wondering the same thing, Larry. It haunts me. #kirstiealleytwitter more » quatrevingtquatre: Best Tweet of the Day came from John Mayer! He sent out this tearjerker of a link: [www.mentalfloss.com] more » efine: Mrs. Kutcher: doesn't unnecessarily buying a new Prius sort of negate the environmental awesomeness of having a Prius in the the first place? more » Marla Singer: A moment of silence for the Lolita character... NOT. #lindsaylohantwitter more » pileofmonkeys: Kirstie Allie: the word is "lose." I hate the lose/loose error so damn much. #lindsaylohantwitter more » HerdingCats: Tuesday night Uno game? The mansion has officially become the country's most exclusive nursing home, complete with lame activities. I wonder if Hugh... more » tomatoe: Didn't they admit that Crystal writes Hef's tweets on Girls Next Door? Now whenever I read them I feel a little bit lied to. #lindsaylohantwitter more » MargaretMoony: To be fair, Lindsay using Twitter to respond to your father isn't the best move ever. Katy Perry, no one is morning the Lolita look but you. more » Penny: Do the twins, you know, have names? Calling twins "the twins" is for 2 year olds. #lindsaylohantwitter more » morninggloria: Yeah, Pam Anderson. God loves you, but not enough to save you from hepatitis. #lindsaylohantwitter more » BlueJeans: I'm too embarrassed to follow celebrities on Twitter, so I just hop on Jez about this time every evening and look at the thumbnails for hints of any i... more » -
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Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is fasting, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a green birthday present, and Marie Osmond relates to LaToya Jackson. -
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Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay claims the voicemail recordings her father released are from "years ago," Levi Johnston is kind of a big deal, and Star Jones is ready to be a poster child for weight loss. More » -
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Ciara Will Be Givenchy's New Muse
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry needs to stop tweeting and driving, Bud Bundy has been getting work, and Rivers Cuomo enjoys knitting. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Airs Ronson Family Dirty Laundry
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay complains about her girlfriend's family, Spencer Pratt Tweets his phone number, and Soulja Boy Tell 'Em is in the studio with Kanye. More » -
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Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
Today in Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart does some marketing research, Lisa Rinna is afraid of camel toe, Robin Antin is afraid of buns, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist invites you to an open bar. More » -
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Diablo Cody Might Work On The Playboy Movie?
Today in Tweet Beat, Hugh Hefner is meeting with Brian Grazer and Diablo Cody about the Playboy movie that's in the works, Frances Bean and LeVar Burton are Twitter buddies, and Kim Zolciak explains her relationship status with Big Poppa. More » -
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Demi Quotes Ghost, In Memory Of Patrick Swayze
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs turn to Twitter and Dirty Dancing DVDs to grieve Patrick Swayze. Plus, Frances Bean is counting down the months till she turns 18, Shanna Moakler picks on Holly Madison, and Fred Durst attempts wisdom. More » -
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Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
- Lindsay Lohan's Hollywood home was burglarized over the weekend. Dina Lohan says:
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"Lesbian Heroes" Poll An Embarrassment To Lesbians, Heroes.
Chalk another one up for the PR team: Angelina Jolie was rated the "#1 lesbian heroine" - because I guess actual lesbians need not apply? More » -
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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
- Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:
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Sandra Bernhard Talks Crap About GaGa, Sarah, Kabbalah & Americans
It's been twenty years since Sandra Bernhard's one-woman show, Without You I'm Nothing, debuted. In an interview with WWD, the 53-year-old talks about the revival of the show… And lays a smackdown on idiots and fools. More »
