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more about #sandals more comments → girlarchaeologist: Those toes will haunt my dreams tonight, and for all nights to come. #tyrafaketoenails more » swashbuckling: The more mistakes Mariah makes, the more I love her. That's one of the upsides of not having regular contact with her. Oh, if those Lisa Frank binders... more » JessickerFletcher: In other TV news, has anyone else been plagued by those Idaho Potatoes commercials? I seldom watch daytime TV but I was sick so today was an exception... more » MIXED: Did Mariah think casually wiping her cleavage and smelling it would go unnoticed? #tyrafaketoenails more » MIXED: I worked at a tanning salon in high school (ooooh the stories) and knew a couple girls that came in who had acrylics on their toenails, but never as l... more » marisa.picker: Just thought everyone who watched Always Sunny last night should know that the www.DickTowel.com Web site is real. NSFW (for most of you)- especially... more » prismatism is Team Bella: Wasilla townies. I almost want to defend the place, but then I remember, I got the fuck out of Alaska. I don't need to defend it. Still, I hate the ... more » morninggloria: Whoa. That Sandals commercial's version of "I've Had The Time Of My Life" sounds like the Kidz Bop version. Except, sung by adults who should know b... more » PrairieGirl: I can understand why you'd keep one long toe nail, you know, for the coke, but 10? That's just excessive. #tyrafaketoenails more » Ruby_de_la_Booby: Number 7 seems like a mash-up for "The Time of My Life" and "I Got a Feeling." You hear that GLEE kids? #tyrafaketoenails more » JinxyMcDeath: Framebang!!!! #tyrafaketoenails more » hovy: Kirstie Alley on her coke days. What are days ending in 'y', Alex? #tyrafaketoenails more » Understater: Is this supposed to be sexy? Chest stubble and exaggerated nipples? Ugh, really, Tracie? And yes to the latter part ::hangs head in shame:: #tyrafa... more » GirlFailer: Can anyone tell me what's going on in the Michelle Obama video? #tyrafaketoenails more » LoSpaz: Oh God, the fake toenails. I lost one of my big toenails two weeks before my wedding (it's a side effect of running). Of course I was wearing sandals.... more » -
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10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap we've got women with acrylic toenails, Kirstie Alley remembering her coke days, and Mary Hart, who still hates Jon Gosselin. More » -
#leftovers
Unlucky Duck Gets Orthopedic Sandal • Overuse Of IVF Due To Sexism?
• This poor duckling was going to be put down following an accident that left him with a fractured leg, but his owner enlisted the help of a local cobbler and ended up with an adorable corrective sandal. • More »
