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more about #samlutfi gangey: OK, I have a locksmith story. And maybe I'm just as much of an ass as Lindsay Lohan, you all tell me: I realized as I was leaving work that I had left... more » brendastarlet is on it: I call b.s. on blaming The Reader's script for the nudity. There was none of speak of in the book. And, Kate could easily have demanded that the nudit... more » tscheese: Wait, what happens if you call a locksmith and you have no cash on you? What then? They let you back into your place and write you a bill or something... more » Triphena: I don't think I've taken 10,000 pills in 29 years. Good Lord. more » lisas: I realize this is sooooo not the point of the story, but since when does Lindsay Lohan have blue eyes? more » MockMyWorld: Kate Winslet, you can be nude in movies till you're 90. Um, you too, Gael Garcia Bernal. Wait, that wasn't what you were saying in that quote? About a... more » laetitiae: "If you've been married for a long time you love without looking." That's just beautiful. Meryl Streep, thank you for that. :) more » meritxell: an erotic life: Lindsey Lohan: you are talentless and if that $39 isn't going to buy you a pair of pants, then you are also an asshole. more » PrarieMuffin: Psst--Diana Ross: Staying silent generally does not involve making statements to the press. Just thought I'd clue you in. more » chatterboxwriting: I don't think the word "cajoled" means what Sam Lutfi THINKS it means. more » SevenNationArmy: Oh boy I can hear the fanboys from here complaining about Diaz being that movie. more » RainbowBrite: Wow. It takes a really REALLY shitty person to stiff a hardworking worker, who makes significantly less money than you, out of $19. God, for some reas... more » YourScreenplaySucks: Quincy Jones. He said, "I just can't take it anymore, I've lost so many friends over the past years. Ray Charles, Marlon Brando, Michelangelo Antonion... more » Cafezinha: I recently saw a trailer for Julie & Julia, and though I really don't like going to the theatre (maybe make it once every 18 months or so), it loo... more » Dodgergirl: That's fine for you to say, Sir Paul, but I think we all know we need to see what you're wearing if we are going to make an accurate appraisal of your... more » PrarieMuffin: I think Jessica Biel is just pretentious enough to use the word "knicker." more » LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: Hell, I'll buy Vanity Fair for RPattz. And it's not a magazine I read. Also, I love Kate Winslet. If RPattz won't have me, I wonder if she will? more » morninggloria: Lindsay Lohan is that girl who was always having sleepovers that my mom would not let me attend in middle school. more » PrarieMuffin: Wait--Paul's not getting the songs back? Way to ruin my whole evening, World. more » MissKittyFantastico: All I can envision in regards to Mr. Gosling's CD is his image saying "Hey girl, buy my CD and I'll take you for DQ afterwards." more » -
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Lindsay & Sam Stiff The Locksmith; Janet: "Michael Will Live Forever"
- Last night Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson called a locksmith because Sam lost her house keys. While he was working Lindsay found an open window crawled in. The locksmith asked for his $39 fee, but Lindsay wouldn't pay.
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Paris Hilton Loves Doggie Style; David Carradine Loved "Elaborate Sexual Devices"
- Paris Hilton's dogs live better than you do. She posted pictures via Twitter of their doghouse—for her 13 purse-sized dogs—that was designed as a mini version of her own home. [Daily Mail]
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Rihanna's New Track Disses Chris; Twilight Sequel Script Trashed?
- Rihanna has a new song, with guest vocals by Lady GaGa, titled Silly Boy. Kanye West posted it online, and the lyrics are:
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Chris Brown's Violence Against Women Week Appearance; Britney Had Lutfi's Sister Sneak Her A Cell Phone
- Thanks to the tipsters who let us know that Chris Brown was hanging out at their school, the University of Mary Washington earlier this week, and that his visit was very poorly timed.
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Is John Mayer's New Song About Jennifer Aniston?
- John Mayer wrote a song called "Heartbreak Warfare" so naturally there is speculation that it's about Ms. Jennifer Aniston. But, uh, check out these lyrics:
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Brit's Battle Of The Exes: Ex-Manager Blames Ex-Boyfriend In Court
- In court today Sam Lutfi filed a declaration claiming he hasn't been texting Britney in violation of his restraining order. He says Brit has texted him, but he conveyed his responses through Adnan Ghalib. [TMZ]
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Etta James Vs. Beyoncé; Miley Cyrus On "Racist" Pic
- At a concert in Seattle, Etta James said:
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Amy Winehouse To Parents: Take My Cash, Please
- Amy Winehouse must be coming to her senses: she's given control of her £15 million fortune to her parents. She can't spend her own money without their approval, so drugs are probably out. [Mirror]
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Madonna Gets The Kids, Jessica Gets Support, And DMX Gets 90 Days
- Guy Richie will not fight ex-wife Madonna's plans to move their children to the United States, claiming that he would rather keep his children together than tear them apart with a nasty custody battle. [Mirror]
