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more about #samanthamorton Crackers in Bed: Dear Cameron, et. al: STOP ENDING YOU SENTENCE CLAUSES WITH THE WORD "AT"!! it is incorrect grammar and it drives me insane, grr. that is all. more » curiousgeorgiana: Losing my mother was very traumatic. I don't know if I'll ever get over it. And now I'm older than my mom was when she died, which is pretty strange. ... more » Diziet_Sma: THANK YOU, Matthew Weiner. My personal bete noir is people at concerts holding their iPhones up to record the show and watching on the screen, instead... more » applejuice: I watched Whitney on the X-Factor last night, and her dress did indeed break. She also came across as not very with it (especially during the intervi... more » elaborate bacon (princessprissypants): WHATever, Ewan. I'm over you- Alec Guinness was a better Obi-Wan Kenobi anyway. #kourtneykardashianburglary more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Damn it, Dodai! The "Pratt Arrested" headline got me all excited, then I click through and find out it's Stephanie? I think you owe me some Spencer ... more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: In Jennifer Love Hewitt's defense, I have heard that "everybody putting negative energy out there" is the second leading cause of divorce overall and... more » DutchessOfDork: Oh god. Your dress is too short if you wave goodbye and give people squirrel shots. #kourtneykardashianburglary more » tldr: ! Excited about the Cameron Diaz/Richard Kelly thriller. I love when Cameron Diaz does edgier stuff in the vein of Being John Malkovich and Vanilla ... more » LongGoneCourtney: Goddamn Hollywood, pay your dealers. #kourtneykardashianburglary more » yvanehtnioj: Something has gone seriously awry with Kim's fake eyelashes in that picture. And there's an Eva Longoria-ish quality to her smirk. I think this is t... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: What is Pete Wentz talking about? Is he talking about gestation or the child's first year of life? And seriously Pete, being a father is more than g... more » this_charming_one: How long until Law and Order does an episode about the break-ins at young stars' homes? #kourtneykardashianburglary more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: The strap broke on Whitney's dress, those were not hanger loops. She appeared rather out of it on X Factor, especially when she was talking to Dermot ... more » rah29: Oooh no no, it wasn't the hanger stability things that popped out of Whitney's dress--the straps at the back that were meant to hold it as a kind of i... more » GirlFailer: Ewan, you are off my list. You are permanently removed from my "men from Scotland I would like to bathe with my tongue" list. You have been replaced w... more » funnyface: I was hoping Spencer would be the Pratt arrested. Dammit. #fleshbeard #kourtneykardashianburglary more » Kivrin: "I was fucking drunk in Australia. Big deal." Dammit, John Stamos, why do you make me love you?! #kourtneykardashianburglary more » Triphena: That's a pretty God damn short dress if you can flash your ladybits waving your arm. #kourtneykardashianburglary more » sequined: I would just like to point out, because I think it's awesome, that Paula didn't say AI was good for her, but rather that she was good for it. That is ... more » -
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A Busy Weekend In Hollywood: Kardashian Burgled; Pratt Arrested; Reznor Married
- Someone broke into Kourtney Kardashian's home on Saturday night, taking thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. Hollywood: Step up your security! [TMZ]
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Chris Brown Does Remember Assaulting Rihanna, He Just Won't Talk About It
- In the teaser footage from Larry King Live, it seemed like Chris Brown didn't remember assaulting Rihanna. But Chris has released a statement which reads:
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Kiefer Surrenders To Cops; Paula Claims She's Never Been Drunk
- Kiefer Sutherland surrendered to police yesterday for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. He was arrested and charged with a third-degree assault charge. He was photographed and fingerprinted. Then he left. [People]
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Is Susan Boyle's Makeover Actually Hurting Her Chances?
- Susan Boyle's new hairdo, clothes, and "reshaped" eyebrows may actually hurt her image, according to a neighbor: "She looks really nice - nothing like the image that's had the whole world talking about her."[DailyMail]
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Kate Winslet's Terrorist & Body Issues
- Why do Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes usually fly on separate planes?
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