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more about #sadiefrost Evie Havok: Oh, South Africans. You should be glad they didn't ask Angelina Jolie to don blackface again to play that role. At least this time the actress is actu... more » divinelioness: No. No, Chris Brown, I am not "still down." I will not be allowing your songs on my pandora, inside the hip hop dance class I teach, sing along to yo... more » PhillyLass: So, basically, Chris Brown was disingenuous when he entered his guilty plea and unapologetic, even as he gave testimonials of contrition to the media.... more » robit: Last spring, I substitute taught full time. There would be kids who would act up, after warnings, and when I would tell them I was leaving a note for ... more » Ack: I propose a ban on any more Pete-Doherty-is-a-drug-addled-douche stories. When he sobers up, that's a story. Eminem, you are a piece of shit. Kindl... more » BytheSea: So, when you were in high school, and Jenny McCarthy was bouncing around on MTV, at what point in the future of the world did you expect her to be a g... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: This is my fourth attempt at commenting about Chris Brown. Unfortunately, he is making me so angry, it is hard to think/write coherently, but here it ... more » Tippi Hedren: Wait, wait, wait--John Stamos has a reputation?! This story is clearly made up. more » Tippi Hedren: I'm not a slut, I'm just thorough! more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Okay, I'm actually watching Brian Bonsall on a Family Ties DVD right this minute. Holy cognitive dissonance. more » Wishnick: Wow...that Chris Brown picture makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Oh, that stupid, "Huh? What did I do?" expression *bile rising* And my God do ... more » Penny: This is the first time that, for me, Brown has crossed over from douche to fucking Douche Fantastic. more » Island of Misfit Toys: Bravo to Elin for leaving. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I'm surprised the Jen Aniston People quote didn't end: "Jen loves Christmas, and her house was festively decorated with a huge tree, twinkling Christ... more » Breamworthy: *If* Tiger was still texting various mistresses after the car crash, once the paparazzi orgy had begun, that suggests to me a level of carelessness th... more » bluebears: What an entitled little fuck. Oprah doesn't owe you a pile of dogshit much less a call and an invite on her show you pissy little asshole. more » TransFat: Man, a couple months into outer manhood and Chaz is getting things done. Good for him! more » lalaland13: I saw some headline about "TIGER DIDN'T USE CONDOMS!" or some such and really, come on. Are we to that point? I mean, I probably could have guessed th... more » formergr: "Jen loves Christmas, and her house was festively decorated with a huge tree, twinkling Christmas lights and fragrant flower arrangements," says her p... more » LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: So glad that Rivers' wife and baby weren't injured! And, of course, that he is okay. How scary. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
- Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."
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Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
- How do we feel about the fact that Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night? [Page Six]
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#ragtrade
No Blake For Beckham; Supermodel Puts Photos On Display
- Victoria Beckham's team always denies the best rumors. Blake Lively, apparently, will not be the face of her next campaign for the dress line. [UK Vogue]
- Helena Christensen's photographs of climate change in Peru are being exhibited in London. [BBC]
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Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
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#ragtrade
Miley & Max For Wal-Mart Is Cheap; Lady Gaga Planning A Clothing Line
- Today in pointless clothing lines of the stars: Miley Cyrus and Max Azria's Wal-Mart collection! The digs look well worth every penny of their sub-$20 price point. [Lucky]
- Now, even the Kings of Leon has one. [Blackbook]
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Mel's Mistress Discusses Affair; Gosselin Says He's Too Young For Midlife Crisis
- Mel Gibson's pregnant girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva says she wants the public to get to know her (now that she has an album coming out), adding, "I thought he was happily married until I was reassured otherwise. And then it happened..."
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Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
- Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Elle UK — the shoot where jewelry went missing! — and here's what Editor-in-Chief Lorraine Candy writes in her Editor's letter:
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Britney's Confused; Beyoncé May Be Sued; Blair Waldorf Nude?
- Britney shouted, "What's up London?" at a recent gig… In Manchester. Mancunians were irritated. [Daily Mail]
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Miley Cyrus: "Stop Calling Me Fat"
- Miley Cyrus was photographed wearing a bikini in the Bahamas; the 16-year-old Tweeted a joke about her "jiggling thighs," but then went off on critics who called her fat:
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A Peek Inside Daniel Craig's Pants
- Does Daniel Craig have a tattoo on his magic stick? He told Jay Leno: "I have a couple of tattoos where you’d see them. There’s another where you wouldn’t. It’s hidden away."
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#snapjudgment
Jude & Sadie Enjoy An Après-Sex Early Supper
[Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; December 28. Image via INF]
